TODAY: Alex details a weird evening involving buying controlled substances for a homeless person, a confused yet authoritative security guard, and a squatting fainting woman

PLUS: More good news as the Trump administration is forced to reinstate the Visas of thousands of immigrant students, and MIT students successfully pressure their school to divest from Israeli weapons manufacturer Elbit Systems--but at what cost?

FINALLY: TPUSA influencer Topher spits some dope rhymes about how Americans don't deserve a college education.

The youth are sick of learnin / the mines are what we're yearnin

Don't need a degree to rely on / we put our faith in Zion!

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