• Listener Ryan praises Moe Dewitt's hands-on legal help and accessibility • Ross McCoy guest hosts; jokes about Moe's "minions" and Coors vs. Kirkland beer • Summer of Sips announced at Jeff's Bagel Run with flavor drops and giveaways • Blogger tip: ask "what's hot" at Jeff's; suggestion for a Krispy Kreme-style hot light • Moe segues into a donut addiction story about his dad • Science Night Live promo: May 31, adult superhero night at the Orlando Science Center • Ross and Dan text weirdness, superhero jokes including "Silverfish Man" • Tommy completes 5th grade; Tom reflects on graduation renaming and Crystal's over-the-top party bags • Gift bags include Raising Cane's lip gloss and sanitizer; Tom forgot to hide animatronic Satchmo • Tom calls it a "hunk of shit" as Crystal walks in; awkward doll display mocked • Tommy becomes "Ranch King" despite not liking ranch; classmates gift him packets and pizza • Max is dubbed "Ranch Prince"; nickname sticks post-graduation • Tom's emotional gap as a parent surfaces after missing Tommy's straight-A award • "Non-confrontation of the Week" debuts with a Jackal-made theme song • Tom runs from a dog that bites his butt mid-jog and avoids confronting the owner • Second story: Tom lets teens into Baldwin Park pool who then disrupt the lanes and flirt with moms • Dan scolds Tom for mishandling the pool key; Tom hopes pool moms intervene • Stealth camping rabbit hole: Canadian YouTuber Steve Wallis hides in pallet trailers • Wallis has a full camper inside, cooks jambalaya, checks cams, and avoids notice • Dan is obsessed with stealth life; Tom jokes about ghillie suits and fake stores • Listener brings up game show prize buyouts; old vs. new show nostalgia • Mr. Beast's prize model debated for lacking stakes; "The Running Man" joked about • Diddy/Kid Cudi drama: dog locked in bathroom, gifts opened, and a Molotov cocktail attack • Court stories reveal female DNA on the explosive; Cudi later hires an armed dog sitter • Ross calls Diddy "the Grinch"; Tom pitches "Black John Wick" starring Kid Cudi • Segment closes with Diddy allegedly trashing presents and intimidating behavior • Bull & Bush final show promoted; Ricky Reyes joins Moe Comedy Jam lineup • Memorial Day note: ACT show Monday, BDM on Tuesday

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