This week The Cult celebrates the wonderful National Emergency and tackles an incredibly wild comment section about a 91 year-old USPS retiree.

"Trump 'is' the 'leader' of the 'executive' branch"

"Nancy Pelosi, I'm your Huckleberry"

"I wish the government would take *my* land to build the wall"

"Millennials are too lazy to work for 69 years and then die"

"My dad is 70 and still works, and this is good for some reason"