Come do it LIVE with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com” by Kimberly Lemming! This episode was performed and recorded LIVE as part of the Homebrew Austin podcast showcase! This book follows Dorothy (Dory) Valentine, a woman in STEM-wildlife-biologist who was attacked by a lion! But when it fades to black, she isn’t dead… she was rescued! Well, maybe not rescued as much as abducted by aliens! When Dorothy and the lion (who she has named Toto) wake up on a spaceship, it’s clear they gotta GTFO! They get covered in convenient language translation blue goo and blast away in an escape pod only to land somewhere there are pink dinosaurs?! Suddenly a sexy alien named Sol shows up, then a bad boy alien named Lok arrives, and they all enjoy some instant attraction and sexy time in a cave…tails included! This may not make any sense, but don’t worry, The Girls have Barbies, Buc-ees and dog toys to help it all come together! This book has it all! Aliens, dinosaurs, and owls oh my! Follow the cul-de-sac road and listen now!

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