Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available at the shop, or contact David to purchase the original.

In which Miles and Elisabeth X-Plain Pryde of the X-Men; Magneto is somehow even worse at branding than Mystique; the X-Universe is in desperate need of responsible adults; Wolverine hates kids; everybody's mean to Lockheed; and the Sentinels represent your feelings.

X-PLAINED:

Wolverine's Australian accent

Pryde of the X-Men

X-Men / Muppet Babies analogues

The Brotherhood of Mutant Terrorists

How not to comfort scared teenagers

The X-Cessible X-Men

The Mutant Power Circuit

Terrible parenting

A MacGuffin

A Really Dubious Evil Plot

Several Additional MacGuffins

THE POWER!

One of many reasons to be nice to animals

Space

The X-Men Arcade Game

Ground Kontrol

X-Men: Madness in Murderworld

The Uncanny X-Men (game)

Metaphorical sentinels

Mysterious lizards

Video game mechanics vs. superhero ethics

Pryde of the X-Men vs the '90s animated series vs. X-Men: Evolution

Alternate animated series hooks

NEXT WEEK: The Brood go to a revival meeting

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