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In which we play Evolutionary War Mad-Libs; it's probably a bad sign when Apocalypse decides you need an intervention; Dani is (briefly) the new Doug; horses are jerks; it's probably really dangerous to be Longshot; Storm has the coolest friends; the High Evolutionary is very high indeed; and we make a (very token) nod to Valentine's Day.

X-PLAINED:

Secret Origins of the High Evolutionary

Evolutionary War

The actual history of eugenics in America

X-Factor Annual #3

New Mutants Annual #4

Uncanny X-Men Annual #12

Classic X-Men #22

Purifiers (but not those purifiers)

Stack

Purge

How to tell when an event has major psychic repercussions

A Silver-Age callback

An Apocalypse-style intervention

Toga Steve (Val-Or)

The return of Bulk and Glow Worm

Equal-opportunity Hellfire lingerie

Mirage's power upgrade

Miles vs. puberty vs. Uncanny X-Men

The coolest civilization ever

Colossus's illegitimate kid

The cutest sound effect

Origins of the Scott/Jean/Logan love triangle

Stuff Jay likes and Miles doesn't

The Elle Collins Theory of Podcast Roles

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