I have applied for the 97.5 The Fanatic Philly job.

I'm telling you now that I have a 0.0% chance of getting the job. Actually, I have a 0.3% chance of getting a return phone call.

Would Mike Missanelli, the guy I competed with in Philly, even allow me to work on the same station? He already derailed that quest before.

I truly believe I'm the only person they could hire to make any sort of noise.