On this week's episode, Derek is back, and crabby kids in public places need to be beaten. Just kidding, but we're serious. The new Cleveland Guardians sign doesn't last a day, and the MLB MVP's may not have been correct. Cam Newton returns to Carolina, and an injured Cowboys team struggles in Kansas City. Is "Black Friday" overrated or underrated, and are "one-night-stands" worth it? What word do you use instead of the word "fuck" when you're around kids, and what makes a female instantly unattractive? What are your favorite bachelor meals, and why did we do this "Shitty Situation?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!