Forget the little town of Bethlehem. This flick will drag you to the little town of boredom.

A Christmas Mystery is a 2014 made-for-television film directed by Peter Sullivan starring Esmé Bianco, Ryan Bittle, John Colton and, of course, TV's John Ratzenberger. The story follows a feisty reporter who lost her dad at a young age. When she finds mysterious Christmas cards in her late mother's attic, she hires a perpetually-smiling private detective to unravel her mom's last fling.

Listen to Áine and Kevin carol on about sexting, bad acting, and Áine’s John Ratzenberger fandom.

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