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Hugh Jackman does the blood test scene from The Thing except with garlic fries and it's to find a vampire.

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Money McDonalds, Luc Charizard, and the Secretary of Agriculture escape the hockey arena like how a frog would do it.

Four Malices at the Palaces. All in one night. Across all four major sports. An event so violent, so devastating, that it completely erased one of the country's most promising cities from the map.

Listen to the rest of this ep and all other Season ∞ stories at https://www.patreon.com/c/ACloserLook Mark and Topher's relationship disintegrates.

Jeff Sexberry is an an eccentric football genius with a groundbreaking offenseive scheme. The only people who can help him run it are Mark Asbich and Topher Christopher, two once-promising quarterbacks who let their mutual lifelong hatred ruin their respective careers.

Featuring:

Hesse Deni as Lexgie Nelson

Listen to the rest of this ep and all other Season ∞ stories at patreon.com/ACloserLook Will and Nate learn something unbelievable about Money Mcdonalds.

Listen to the rest of this ep and all other Season ∞ stories at patreon.com/ACloserLook Unlucky stories from Sheridan Taylor's early life

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Fred Gentle's Basilica shoes display their terrifying power on national television.

Fred Gentle is one of the most talented players in professional basketball, but is so boring that nobody is ever able to remember his name. In the sneaker-mad world of the 1990s NBA, Fred’s mother enlists an evil scientist to create a signature shoe for Fred.

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Battle comes to the set of Cyber Cowboys. Who survives, and can Nate and Will find them?

FEATURING:

Big Dave as General Marvin S. Room

Cooper Lyden as ArmenianEminem

Sarah Goldstein as Suzy Short

Patrick Doran as Michael Chiclets

Caleb Pitts as Frank Castle

Cameron Fetter as Zack Bogart

April Clark as Pearl Whett

Thomas White as Bobtail Nag

Laura Peek as Meg Benedict

Dan Donohue as Billy Clientele

Will as Will

Nate as everybody else