Kellie was so terrified by a persistent doorbell ringer that she had her neighbor intervene, only to lead to multiple apologies and humiliation. 

Who knew Kellie would be so good at picking the March Madness Bracket, which ultimately led to a new segment called……What are the odds?? 

Do you believe in an actual Angel of Death? Kellie’s Daddy Boy sure did. But Allen only believes in the Slayer version. 

In leftover listener mail, Allen tries to salvage a recipe and gives an update on the ongoing technological nightmare of recording this podcast. 

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