A Table at the Tan-O: Conversations About the World of General Hospital

Scout is on the lam! Oh wait--she's with Cody! Joss and Vaughn are going to disappear! Oh wait--Pajamas doesn't call the shots. Jason is about to be killed! Oh wait--the hitman is eighty years old! A crime wave is sweeping through Port Charles! Oh wait--Anna has a bulletin board! And several thumbtacks! Jack Brennan may be the worst WSB agent ever! Oh wait--he's managed to arrange a Zoom meeting with Valentin! Who has a significant mustache! 

P.S. Charlotte is back! New actor, but still exciting!

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Ding dong, the witch is--well, the witch has a dong, and the witch isn't dead, so,...ding ding ding to whoever predicted Drew would get shot in his living room but not die! In related news, the award for Character Who Collapsed Like a House of Cards goes to Kai! He's got a lot of thinking to do. A lot. So does Trina. And Nina. And really everyone in town. Jason is the only one with a solid alibi, but even he would probably throw his hat in the suspect ring to protect someone else. Fortunately, he got the call. Maybe just send a text next time, Britt? Will he get back to the poppies in time? Of course he will, but who will need saving? And does he have tennis whites? A lot of action to look forward to! And Alexis still has a man in her basement!

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No new Hospital today, but Friday's episode gave Gia and Keisha plenty to talk about! Kai is growing up! Will he help Trina bring Drew down? They might have to get in line behind, well, everyone except Willow, who will probably come around if she GETS SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP! Sorry. We were all thinking it. But what a scene between Elizabeth and Willow! Great acting! Meanwhile, there's a dead judge floating in the harbor. That'll teach Chase not to meddle. Also, Britt has found the young tennis players! She's going to need another pitcher of margaritas. And hopefully some juicier scenes, in other words, scenes with people other than Pascal. Re-enter Jason? 

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Gia and Keisha have mixed feelings about keeping a man in the basement! For one thing, if he has to be there, maybe he could be chained to a pole and made to do laundry? And perhaps he doesn't have to wear a suit? That's just mean. Otherwise, good luck keeping your secret, ladies. Men who deserve the basement treatment: Sidwell and, of course, Drew. Both terrible. Lucy seems to be unaware of Sidwell's truly evil nature. Is Willow just as in the dark about Drew? Meanwhile, Curtis and Portia seem to finally be over. Hard to be upset. But does Portia have to jump right into Isaiah's arms? And at work? In other news, Gio might be softening a bit towards Brook Lynn and Dante? That would be a welcome change. They had such a lovely relationship before they found out they shared so much DNA. And over in Croatia, Joss and Vaughn are looking quite vulnerable in their tennis whites. But maybe they know something we don't? We'll see! Lots of movement again this week!

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O.M.G. Man down! Ava! Of course, when you're a character on a soap opera, you have to check every room for sharp objects and hard objects. Ric got sloppy. But fingers crossed he's not dead and will wake up thinking he's someone else. Meanwhile, Maxie is off to Boston. Maybe she'll wake up thinking she's someone else. Across the ocean, Joss and Vaughn have been caught. Will Jason and/or Britt come to their rescue? And who will save Scout from the awful congressman? 

P.S. Very sorry this is being posted so late! Our recording platform was on the fritz! Apologies!

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It's a busy week in Port Charles! And Croatia! Maxie is alive but not awake! Who will solve the mystery of why?! The good news is everyone is growing as a result of Maxie's brush with death. Except Drew. And maybe Willow. Cody is doing some soul searching, and Tracy is providing some lovely support and encouragement. Brook Lynn and Lulu are feeling like stinkers for being so mean to each other, and everyone is ready for them to bury the hatchet. Ditto Lulu and Liesl. It's nice to see everyone trying. Except Drew. And maybe Willow. Also great to see Martin part ways with Drew. Meanwhile in Croatia, will Jason and Britt ever be friends again? And what will happen with Joss and Vaughn? Maybe spies have to sleep with each other? Fun week!

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Okay! So Portia is very eager to please Curtis. Too eager? Yes. Curtis also wants to please Portia, but not so much that he's willing to skip a tour of Jordan's apartment. How will this end? Not well? Over in Croatia, Vaughn is acting like he knows best, but Joss has done most of the heavy lifting on their mission so far. Is she in good hands? No? At least now Jason is there, so all hope is not lost. Plus, Drew continues to wreak havoc in Port Charles, but he's not as slick as he thinks. Now, the ADA knows he's bad news, and Sidwell and Marco are beginning to see him as a problem. And you just shouldn't mess with Stella. Finally, our beloved Maxie has been poisoned! She had better be okay! 

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So much action! From Port Charles to Croatia! Britt is looking beautiful poolside, but she's clearly going a little crazy. Vaughn's hair is not that great. It's fine. But not great. Will Jason show up and remind her what a real man looks like? Or will he have to stay in Port Charles to save a much younger damsel in distress? And someone had better keep an eye on Alexis. She did an excellent job standing up to Drew, but no one could have prepared her for his cold, cruel words. He's lucky Danny didn't hear him say Sam doesn't matter anymore. Terrible! Also, Willow. Is she going to continue to unravel, or will she start to put her life back together? Lots more to keep track of, including the lying, duplicitous Colette! And Jordan's fancy, new apartment. 

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The unlikely friendship we will always love: Tracy and Cody. Another satisfying friendship: Nina and Ava. A slightly less satisfying friendship: Anna and Jason. An unsatisfying friendship: Portia and Isaiah. A downright bad friendship: Jordan and Curtis. 

P.S. What's with all of the horses?

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What is up with Willow? Is she good? Bad? Really bad? Can she be helped? Is this some elaborate plot to lose custody of Wiley permanently? And what is up with Lulu? She is really bad. Really, really bad. Rocco should get an apartment with Liesl. Looks like Anna's apartment might be available soon. And how bad is Ava? Rubbing ice all over the place. That's primetime soap opera behavior! At least it's the good kind of ice. Seems to be working. Cody isn't going to know what hit him. Finally, how much time are our friends going to be spending in their softball uniforms? Hard to get excited about that.

P.S. Very sorry if you tried to find the video of Episode 384. It should be available on Podbean and through our Facebook page. Here is the link: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/pwzyqsj8ngfsiraw/composed-89.mp4

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