Episode 8 is entirely dedicated to a segment of our show called Absolute Worst Therapy! This is where we read your questions and try our very best to offer meaningful and reasonable solutions.

Our first listener is having an internal struggle in regards to her career and Dana and Alison are split on the solution. And, as usual, Alison has a million more questions. Also, the first question brings up some pretty serious P.T.S.D. from an experience Dana’s sister had and Dana basically unravels.

We also ONCE AGAIN help a woman with her love life and try to determine if smiling/waving is the same as cheating. And in an unprecedented move, Alison offers what Dana calls the worst advice she’s ever given…which is saying a lot.

To wrap things up, Alison and Dana debunk some theories from a list called “28 of the best pieces of advice that you’ll ever read.” Overall, someone made a list of things that might help society but Alison and Dana end up tearing it to shreds.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

**NOTE**

If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

Episode 8 is entirely dedicated to a segment of our show called Absolute Worst Therapy! This is where we read your questions and try our very best to offer meaningful and reasonable solutions.

Our first listener is having an internal struggle in regards to her career and Dana and Alison are split on the solution. And, as usual, Alison has a million more questions. Also, the first question brings up some pretty serious P.T.S.D. from an experience Dana’s sister had and Dana basically unravels.

We also ONCE AGAIN help a woman with her love life and try to determine if smiling/waving is the same as cheating. And in an unprecedented move, Alison offers what Dana calls the worst advice she’s ever given…which is saying a lot.

To wrap things up, Alison and Dana debunk some theories from a list called “28 of the best pieces of advice that you’ll ever read.” Overall, someone made a list of things that might help society but Alison and Dana end up tearing it to shreds.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

**NOTE**

If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

It’s launch day!!! On May 27, 2017, Dana and Alison finally release their podcast and in an attempt to celebrate, they try to conjure things they’re grateful for so that they can revel in their success. As usual, things devolve, Alison realizes she’ll never be able to buy a house and Dana suffers PTSD from a childhood experience that involves bathing suits grouped by color. Overall, they try to figure out what the fuck it means to be successful.

In the Absolute Worst Therapy session, Dana continues to act demure while simultaneously describing a vagina in horrific detail and Alison questions her therapist skills but then finds vindication while answering a listeners problem in regards to going back to college.

During the Absolute Yourst segment, we realize why alcoholics shouldn’t have jobs and another listener reveals the worst birthday present ever.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

NOTE: Suicide is very serious and we do not take it lightly. Please seek out help if you are feeling suicidal, depressed, or even contemplating taking your life.

*****National Suicide Prevention Lifeline******

We can all help prevent suicide. The Lifeline provides 24/7, free and confidential support for people in distress, prevention and crisis resources for you or your loved ones, and best practices for professionals.

1-800-273-8255

It’s launch day!!! On May 27, 2017, Dana and Alison finally release their podcast and in an attempt to celebrate, they try to conjure things they’re grateful for so that they can revel in their success. As usual, things devolve, Alison realizes she’ll never be able to buy a house and Dana suffers PTSD from a childhood experience that involves bathing suits grouped by color. Overall, they try to figure out what the fuck it means to be successful.

In the Absolute Worst Therapy session, Dana continues to act demure while simultaneously describing a vagina in horrific detail and Alison questions her therapist skills but then finds vindication while answering a listeners problem in regards to going back to college.

During the Absolute Yourst segment, we realize why alcoholics shouldn’t have jobs and another listener reveals the worst birthday present ever.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

NOTE: Suicide is very serious and we do not take it lightly. Please seek out help if you are feeling suicidal, depressed, or even contemplating taking your life.

*****National Suicide Prevention Lifeline******

We can all help prevent suicide. The Lifeline provides 24/7, free and confidential support for people in distress, prevention and crisis resources for you or your loved ones, and best practices for professionals.

1-800-273-8255

Each week on the Absolute Worst Podcast, Dana Powell (Successful Comedian/Actor/Writer, Adequate Mom) and Alison Royer (Fledgling Comedian/Actor/Writer, Terrible Wife) seek and give free therapy by telling you their problems, asking you to tell them your problems, and then they just pray to God that any of it works out.  They're basically the opposite of Oprah.

In this week’s episode Alison and Dana explore the hilarious topic of stone-cold rejection and Alison teaches Dana what “ghosting” is.

In the Absolute Worst Therapy session, Dana one-ups the first problem and Alison realizes she should start drinking again. When another listener gripes about turning 30, Alison reveals that she’s actually 65 and Dana talks about her golden years. Also, in this episode, Dana and Alison give themselves license to start prescribing drugs. Unclear whether this is legal but it feels right.

During the Absolute Yourst segment, we talk about poop and Dana one-ups everyone again. Ugh…typical Dana.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

Each week on the Absolute Worst Podcast, Dana Powell (Successful Comedian/Actor/Writer, Adequate Mom) and Alison Royer (Fledgling Comedian/Actor/Writer, Terrible Wife) seek and give free therapy by telling you their problems, asking you to tell them your problems, and then they just pray to God that any of it works out.  They're basically the opposite of Oprah.

In this week’s episode Alison and Dana explore the hilarious topic of stone-cold rejection and Alison teaches Dana what “ghosting” is.

In the Absolute Worst Therapy session, Dana one-ups the first problem and Alison realizes she should start drinking again. When another listener gripes about turning 30, Alison reveals that she’s actually 65 and Dana talks about her golden years. Also, in this episode, Dana and Alison give themselves license to start prescribing drugs. Unclear whether this is legal but it feels right.

During the Absolute Yourst segment, we talk about poop and Dana one-ups everyone again. Ugh…typical Dana.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

By some miracle, Dana starts this episode by praising Alison for doing something well. It’s disarming so proceed with caution. Afterwards, they delve into the mysterious world of being able to take pictures without looking literally crazy and eventually Dana makes Alison discuss something called “feelings.”

During Absolute Worst Therapy, Alison once again offers up blow-jobs as the solution to everything and Dana makes her do a Neva’s Corner (this is when Alison is forced to apologize to Dana’s grandma because of her inappropriateness).

This week’s Absolute Yourst HEALS!!!!!! That’s all I can say. Listen in and know that YOU’RE NOT ALONE…Dana.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

By some miracle, Dana starts this episode by praising Alison for doing something well. It’s disarming so proceed with caution. Afterwards, they delve into the mysterious world of being able to take pictures without looking literally crazy and eventually Dana makes Alison discuss something called “feelings.”

During Absolute Worst Therapy, Alison once again offers up blow-jobs as the solution to everything and Dana makes her do a Neva’s Corner (this is when Alison is forced to apologize to Dana’s grandma because of her inappropriateness).

This week’s Absolute Yourst HEALS!!!!!! That’s all I can say. Listen in and know that YOU’RE NOT ALONE…Dana.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

This episode kicks off with a very special Absolute Yourst (these are YOUR Absolute Worst experiences) that involves Al Pacino, gluten, and an audition gone horribly wrong.

Since Dana and Alison are licensed therapists (nope) they decide it’s their duty to unpack this particular Absolute Yourst, walk it over to the Absolute Worst Therapy segment and do their best to solve this very complicated and unfortunate problem.

As usual, their therapy attempts devolve into stories of Dana’s sluttiness, Alison’s drunkenness, and everyone’s food issues — like all good therapy sessions should.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

This episode kicks off with a very special Absolute Yourst (these are YOUR Absolute Worst experiences) that involves Al Pacino, gluten, and an audition gone horribly wrong.

Since Dana and Alison are licensed therapists (nope) they decide it’s their duty to unpack this particular Absolute Yourst, walk it over to the Absolute Worst Therapy segment and do their best to solve this very complicated and unfortunate problem.

As usual, their therapy attempts devolve into stories of Dana’s sluttiness, Alison’s drunkenness, and everyone’s food issues — like all good therapy sessions should.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.