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Adam shares some new thoughts about the people mistakenly shot at by the LAPD during the Christopher Dorner manhunt. Next, Dan admits to lying about writing for ‘Crank Yankers’ early on in his career before Adam calls bullshit on TMZ’s “dolphin harassment” story. Dan shares a story about his dinner with Ralph Macchio and Adam plays the championship round of March Madness Madness 2023.

Chris reports the news. They talk about the Women’s NCAA title game when players Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark became the center of a taunting controversy. The guys then share thoughts on how to improve women’s basketball. Next, the guys hear about a Dodger fan getting tackled while proposing during Opening Day which reminds Adam of Rick Monday saving an American flag from protesters in the ‘70s. Lastly, they talk about flyovers during the national anthem which inspires Adam to pitch a new movie idea.

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Check out Dan Ahdoot’s new book ‘Undercooked: How I Let Food Become My Life Navigator and How Maybe That's a Dumb Way to Live’ wherever you find books

Listen to Dan Ahdoot’s ‘Green Eggs and Dan’ wherever you find podcasts

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Tucker Carlson sits down with Adam and recalls how his last appearance on the podcast directly inspired some of his latest projects. The two then share their thoughts on the problem with pharmaceutical companies, the downfall of Los Angeles, and what causes destructive behavior. Adam brings up LA councilman Mark Ridley-Thomas’s recent conviction which leads to a discussion about the how affirmative action can be detrimental.

Next, Tucker reveals how he handles racism accusations and shares which kind of people do madden him. The guys then compare chronic marijuana use to nicotine before Adam asks about the January 6th footage that Tucker recently unveiled. Lastly, Tucker remembers some of the issues he faced while covering 9/11 and the guys predict where society heads next.

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Watch all of the latest Tucker Carlson Originals documentaries on Fox Nation

Tucker Carlson Tonight airs weeknights at 8pm Eastern on Fox News

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Adam and Chris discuss hangovers, roofing, and Sunny Hostin on ‘The View’ before playing another round of March Madness Madness. Chris reports the news, starting with a local story of a man jumping out of his speeding vehicle mid-car chase. Next, the guys talk about a Dutch sperm donor facing legal action after fathering 550 children which leads to Adam wishing he could just date a version of himself. They also learn about a lab-grown meatball created with mammoth DNA.

Oz Pearlman aka ‘Oz the Mentalist’ joins them and explains how mentalism works before showcasing his skills on Adam and Chris. Oz also talks about ultramarathon running, bending a spoon for Larry David, and how psychics use “cold reading”.

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Brendan Schaub joins Adam in the studio after just buying his mother-in-law a new house. The two discuss LA’s new “Mansion Tax” and their desire to leave the city before hearing from a caller that wants to pitch Arkansas as an option. They take a deep dive into old Maxwell House commercials and Adam plays another round of March Madness Madness.

Chris reports the news. They hear about swimmer Riley Gaines speaking out about ESPN’s celebration of Lia Thomas and a University paying a $14M settlement to the family of a man who died from a heat stroke during a workout. Adam learns about the potential retirement of Justin Bieber which makes him wonder why people would ever retire young. Next, they learn about a Porsche exec filing for divorce over his wife's dementia and a potential U.S.-Mexico gun and fentanyl deal.

PLUGS:

See Brendan Schaub live:

Pasadena, CA - The Ice House - Saturday

Atlanta, GA - The Punchline Comedy Club - April 13th to 15th

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Orny Adams joins Adam as they discuss the problem with “yawners” before Orny talks about how he almost died in a plane crash. Orny explains why he will not be forgiving Kanye on behalf of all Jews and Adam laments about men who do the “knee over knee” leg cross. Next, Adam plays another round of ‘March Madness Madness’ and Dawson tells the story of how he got bit by a dog

Chris reports the news. Adam learns about 'digital blackface' which makes him think racism has jumped the shark. They guys hear about a handyman turning the tables on squatters which leads to a debate about carpenters vs handymen. Next, they talk about Gwyneth Paltrow’s trial, a Mississippi news anchor getting fired after quoting Snoop Dogg, and Aaron Hernandez's older brother throwing a brick at ESPN's headquarters.

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See Orny Adams live:

Houston TX - The Riot Comedy Club - March 31st and April 1st

Las Vegas, NV - Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Club - April 13th to 16th

Port Charlotte, FL - Visani Comedy Zone - April 27th to 29th

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Jay Mohr joins Adam in the studio and the guys recount their respective stories traveling home from Tampa this morning. The two also talk about sharing earbuds on a plane, ghost hunter TV shows, and why civilization hasn’t improved asphalt yet. Jay also shares stories about being on the same flights as Johnny Mathis and Stevie Wonder. The guys watch a video of Jay performing on SNL as Dick Vitale which leads to a discussion about reading cue cards on TV. Next, Adam begins the Irate 8 of ‘March Madness Madness’ with Jay commentating.

Chris reports the news. The guys talk about an NYC store shaming shoplifters by posting his/her picture and the crime on a ‘Wall of Shame.’ This leads to Adam complaining about a local councilwoman defending catalytic converter thefts and proposing its decriminalization because it affects a certain marginal community. Next, the guys talk about the passing of a new bill in Idaho allowing firing squad executions. Adam proposes some new ideas on how to improve firing squads. Lastly, the guys chat about Jane Fonda and her appearance on one of Norm Macdonald’s shows.

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Pasadena Ice House - This Thursday March 30th, 8pm

Special Introduction by Jeanie Buss

Tickets at icehousecomedy.com

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Jodi Miller helps Adam review the responses he received from his infamous “bracelet vs stew” tweet and the two take a look back on “Mr. Hardware”. Courtney Stodden joins the show and talks about being “groomed” at age 16 and married to a man in his 50’s. They also talk about Chrissy Teigen famously bullying Courtney on Twitter. Next, Adam plays another round of March Madness Madness and hears some trending news stories about rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine getting beaten in a men's locker room and Wyoming banning transgender students from girls' sports teams. Finally, Adam hears about Sofia Coppola's daughter going viral on TikTok after trying to charter a helicopter which leads to a discussion about nepo-babies.

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Check your local TV listings to watch Jodi Miller’s ‘The World’s Funniest Weather’ and ‘Funny You Should Ask’

Visit Jodi’s website, Jodi MillerComedy.com

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Actor Josh Banday comes to the studio and talks to Adam about high school dress code workarounds, performing with The Groundlings Sunday Company, pineapple pizza, and his family throwing him a porn-tervention. Adam plays round 3 of ‘March Madness Madness’ before they hear a trending news story about Playboy making the switch to a creator platform. Next, actor and martial artist Scott Adkins shares his experience working with Keanu Reeves and fighting in a fat suit for his role in ‘John Wick: Chapter 4’. Adam and Scott discuss the ‘Rust’ shooting incident, Jackie Chan vs Benny “The Jet” Urquidez, raising children, and working at a butcher shop.

PLUGS:

Watch Josh Banday’s series ‘Not Dead Yet’ Wednesdays on ABC

Look out for season 3 of Josh Banday’s ‘Upload’ premiering later this year on Amazon Prime

To learn more about Josh, visit JoshBanday.com

And follow Josh on Instagram, @JoshBanday

See Scott Adkins in ‘John Wick: Chapter 4’ in theaters Friday

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