Adam Carolla Show

Adam takes the stage live at Magooby's Joke House in Baltimore. He shares some recent conspiracy theories in his life and finds a problem with hotel doors. Next, comedian Umar Khan joins Adams and the two chat about Umar working at a Baltimore school and a recent report about an alarming number of Baltimore students failing math. Next, the guys play a Rotten Tomatoes Game and Chris shares some news stories including: Deion Sanders wanting to recruit quarterbacks from dual parent homes, a woman murdering a man during a meth-fuelled sexcapade, and a Buddhist temple running out of monks because they failed drug tests.

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1. Jimmy O Yang (2018)

2. Commercial Commentary (2018)

3. Bryan scores -16 on Rotten Tomatoes (2018)

Hosted by Chris Laxamana and Giovanni Giorgio

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1. Huell's Jewels with Dana Gould (2017)

2. Adam on Linda Ronstadt (2015)

3. Rosanna Arquette (2018)

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Adam talks to comedian Jim Jefferies about the problem with koalas before discussing America’s panda contract with China and ‘panda porn’. The two discuss Valentine's Day, female expectations, Greta Thunberg, and Molly Meldrum mooning the crowd at an Elton John concert. Finally, they hear some trending news stories about Angela White, an Australian porn star, almost dying while filming a long sex scene and a man stealing 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs.

PLUGS:

Watch Jim Jefferies’ new special ‘High n' Dry’ streaming now on Netflix

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Jonathan Kite sticks around as spirits expert Dan Dunn shares some stories of his time with Hunter S. Thompson. Next, in honor of National Margarita Day, Dan provides a sample tasting of different tequilas. Finally, they hear some trending news stories including: giant snakes falling through a family’s ceiling, a new study showing the average penis size has grown, and a new documentary following the scandals of Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle.

PLUGS:

Check out Jonathan Kite’s new podcast ‘Kite Club’ on YouTube

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Tempe, AZ - Tempe Improv - March 9th through 11th

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Comedian Jonathan Kite joins Adam as the two discuss “serial hecklers”, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, and Paul Giamatti playing Einstein in a Verizon commercial. Next, they watch a Vice debate about the Asian American’s “Model Minority” label. Adam then takes a ‘Mr. Brightside’ call to cheer up a woman whose son is about to have surgery and another caller going through treatment for his alcoholism.

PLUGS:

Check out Jonathan Kite’s new podcast ‘Kite Club’ on YouTube

See Jonathan Kite live:

Tempe, AZ - Tempe Improv - March 9th through 11th

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Listen to Dan Dunn’s ‘What We’re Drinking with Dan Dunn’ wherever you listen to podcasts

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Comedians Steph Tolev and Ali Kolbert stick around and join Adam as they hear some trending news stories including: the Mayor of Toronto resigning, Megan Fox posting a revenge photo amid breakup rumors with Machine Gun Kelly, Sam Smith wearing a latex jumpsuit on the red carpet, a hockey fan fight going viral, someone stealing the catalytic converter from the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, a man escaping a DUI by arguing it was necessary for him to drink and drive, an M&M's factory getting fined after two workers fell into giant vat of chocolate, and a model passing out after holding her poop in for too long.

PLUGS:

Listen to Steph Tolev’s podcast,: ‘Steph Infection’ wherever you find podcasts

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Vancouver, Canada - Biltmore Cabaret - February 23rd & 24th

Portland, OR - Helium Comedy Club - February 26th

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Comedians Steph Tolev and Ali Kolbert teach Adam about a Mormon sex loophole called “soaking” before they get into a new NFL rule and some ‘Liked Tweets’. They hear about a helpful La Jolla citizen getting into trouble after repairing the stairs at Windansea Beach and discuss ice baths, chick think, women’s locker rooms, and stop lights.

PLUGS:

Listen to Steph Tolev’s podcast,: ‘Steph Infection’ wherever you find podcasts

See Steph Tolev live:

Vancouver, Canada - Biltmore Cabaret - February 23rd & 24th

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Bald Bryan joins Adam as they recap last nights game. Adam talks about Jimmy Kimmel’s Super Bowl party before lamenting how there should be a height cap on Uber drivers. They get into some of the game highlights including the pregame performances, controversial penalty calls, and even more yellow cleats. Finally, they break down Rihanna’s halftime performance as Adam learns she is pregnant.

PLUGS:

Listen to Bryan Bishop’s podcast, ‘The Film Vault’, with new episodes every Friday

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Adam shares his final thoughts on the game before Bald Bryan brings up some of his favorite ‘Sportsball’ tweets. Next, they discuss the latest news including: a possible UFO sighting, the new ‘Fast X’ trailer, a family reuniting with their missing dog after 8 years, New Zealand police finding 315 million dollars of cocaine, and San Francisco putting up barricades to curb prostitution.

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Listen to Bryan Bishop’s podcast, ‘The Film Vault’, with new episodes every Friday

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