You're going to see a lot of scary goblins and ghouls tonight. Know that not all witches and vampires have warts on their noses and blood soaked fangs. Some might just look like your lonely, middle-aged neighbor.

Trick or treat, smell my feet, I'm sorry that they're swollen from eating too many sweets.

If cinema has taught us anything, it is that everyone has a bucket list. Even Bob? Even Bob! Why don't you share your own bucket lists with us on the Earwolf forums ? Thanks Jim!

You've heard Bob's poetry. You've heard his product reviews. In a total chocolate-and-peanut butter incident, we've found the two combined for today's episode. And, uh...sorry about last week.

...low self-worth, poor hand-eye coordination, and frequent television watchers have a lowered life expectancy. But that's not all! Thanks for your letter, Ryan!