It's time for yet another product review. This week Bob looks into the pros and cons of the Canine Cooler Thermoregulating Pet Bed. This one gets truly personal for Bob, so find a cool place to sit and prepare for his words of wisdom.

Like listener Julia, Bob is often offended and depressed by what major sign-making corporations deem to be "inspirational posters." Today he presents ideas for some more accurate and uplifting signs.

Today's poem is one of sadness and loss. One that has provided Bob catharsis following a tragedy. One about bagels and toasters.

It is important to always thank those who provide kindness and charity. Today's Affirmation Nation is dedicated to all the business who have provided Bob with a roof and a comfy chair when he needed it the most.

We end the week once again with a poem. This one is entitled I'm Looking for a Chiropractor Like The One In Jacob's Ladder. Thank you, and see you next week!