AIN'T THAT SWELL

Jack Robinson and Griffin Colapinto grant the Swellians unprecedented access to their sacred mind sanctums allowing us to tap the cosmic vibrations that have seen them both drop surfing that questions the very fabric of reality and has also put them in with a shot of winning this year's world title. OHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

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North Shelley Grit Merchant, Hard Charging Cone Fiend and World No.1 Molly Picklum sits down with Deadly on Tavarua for an exclusive one-on-one chat about winning, losing and learning in the lead up to the big dance. ALL HAIL THE SWELLIAN KWEEN!

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WSL and Tavi TV Presents... Blitzed Fiji Finals Dispatch Day 4 featuring the Goat Molecule at Full Vibration, a chinwag with the all-conquering World No.2 Big Bru Jordy Smith and an audience with Betty Lou Sakura Johnson who is ready to start throwing hammers! Keeeeeeeding me! Let's do this!

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Former CT power heathen turned Kung-Fu World Title Winning Surf Coach Tom Whittaker sits down with Deadly and Ronnie to discuss who has designs on ruining finals day dreams, who's sucking on the Goat teat for a bit of that sweet Fijian milk, and what's the vibes like compared to other Woz  Finals Days. We also have an interview with Mayhem's Matt Biolis who has 5 surfers in the running to win the crowns! Unfortunately Deadly is a moron and recorded the interview during the loudest lunchtime in living memory. Give it a crack though cause Biolis rules. BLAM!

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Super coach Matt Bemrose has played mentor and spirit animal to the Vortex Shaman Jack Robbo and World No.1 Yago Dora since they first qualified for the tour - and now both men may very likely meet in a battle royale for surfing's greatest crown. So what can he teach us about both men and how will their friendship affect a possible World Title face-off? A very pissed Vaughan Deady investigates...

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The Woz Finals Countdown to the Showdown has begun and Deadly is on ground dispatching skitz intel like the long stringy bald cunt with a moustache that he is. Today we get insights into the warm up sessions, who has a good read on the reef and who's learning on the fly, what the forecast is looking like and when go day might be, and there are interviews with World No.2 and leadfoot HAAARK machine Gabriela Bryan, Italo's Aussie host Matt Grainger lets us in on the tour's most perplexing character, tube pig corelord Jon Roseman gives us a clue on conditions, lensman Jimmy Wilson shares his thoughts on all the above and we catch up with Stider the Raspberry Wasilewski! HERE WE FUCKEN GO! Yeeeeeeeeew!

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Owen Milne had the best seat in the house during the recent Code Red swell at Teahupoo, and he nearly paid for it with his life. He gives us the best rundown yet of what it was like to be staring mutant slabs in the eyeball from close quarters. Spoiler alert: it was absolute mayhem. Wipeouts, jet ski near misses, paddling and tow surfing clinics, and Doug Silva getting sucked up the guts of a catamaran and nearly turned into mince meat by twin propellers.

Owen's raw account of the swell is one of the better depictions of what goes down at Teahupoo when it's 20+ foot and maxing. You can watch it here.

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Tosh Tudor is one of the most watchable surfers on the planet right now. He is the bubbly, happy-go-lucky frothing progeny of the great Joel Tudor, and has carved out his own niche as one of the most stylish tube riders on the planet. His combination of old and new school board design, and surfing style, has been a revelation. In this episode, we riff on California's psychedelic-infused counterculture surf origins, board design, tube technique, the influence of his parents, and much more. 

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Bonsoy Sparkling Coconut Water Presents... Bonsoy Brainzo with Ronnie Blakey. Test ya surf IQ and win nothing but bragging rights over your mates for filling your grey matter with absolutely useless surf guff! Heaps fun for the whole fam.

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Brought to you by the JS Big Horse (get one here!) Jack Robinson wins the Tahiti Pro to clinch his final five spot in one of the most dramatic performances of the year. And Molly Picklum puts on an absolute clinic of gritty cone wrangling to make it a clean sweep for the Aussies.

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