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Fuck it was slow but sheeez it made for some riveting corn tightening action as our very own Vortex Shaman Jack Robbo took on Finals Day at sleepy with odd-cone End of the Road. In the end the Irukandjis bring home a well earned Silver medal for Straya while Marksie Brah claimed gold for the yanks and Kauli Vaast secured an immortal hometown victory for the ages.

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Coolangatta great and 2012 World Champ, Joel 'Leslie Snorkoss' Parkinson joins us on the line to discuss the grindy but all important round three/quarterfinal action, including the controversy surrounding Australian ISA judge, Ben Lowe. 

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Day 3 and does it get any better? An Olympic showdown in waves of mortal CONEquence featuring a who’s who of iconic vortex shamans and slab warriors going at it! We relive one of the greatest days in pro surfing history with all the appropriate fizz and froth. 

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The agony and the ecstasy of Olympic competition was on full display this morning as Our Pickle's Dreams of Gold came to a sudden and dramatic end at the hands of France's Johanne Defay. Meanwhile The Vortex Shaman responded to Round 1's surprise relegation with a cone so magnificent it had Olympic Hero Owen Wright calling it the best corn rinse in Olympic history! His words not ours! Get the wrap on all the days action and tomorrow's big match ups right here!

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Surfing's second crack at the Five Rings delivered with some hmaaaad cones, wild floggings and the Murkans fricken dominating at Chopes! The Irukandis had a mixed day with Heeeyeeewing and T-Dub getting Ws but Pickle and Vortex Shaman have work to do in Round 2.

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He got it done with Owen Wright in Tokyo, but can North Straddie Super Coach Bede Durbidge medal again with Ethan Heeeeeeeyeeeeeeewing? We speak with "the Moose" on location in Tahitio to see how his boy and the rest of the Irukandjis are dealing with the last 24 hours before go time!

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Breaking news from Teahupoo just hours out from the Olympics - The Vortex Shaman has done himself a nasty after a collision with the reef, we got the details! We also welcome Chopes Orb Pig Nathan "Hoggy" Hedge into the ATS trough for our deep dive Olympic Preview. Fwaaaark fair bit garn on! Bring the Sting! UTFS!

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Australian Bronze Medal Hmaaad Cunt Owen Wright reckons the Irukandjis can bring four medals home from Tahiti if they can embrace the "Olympic moment" that Cathy Freeman, Susie O'Neill and Steven Bradbury locked into on their journeys to immortality! Hmaaaaaad!

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Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Jack Robbo's Super Coach Matt Bemrose and Chopes legend Simon Thornton take us into the Aussie Irukandjis bunker and deliver some exclusive revelations just days out from the first hooter of the 2024 Olympic Games! Get ready for Chopes rights, the best paddle battles ever seen and a bunch of Aussies wearing other team's colours! Heckaz!

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Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... The 2012 World Champ and Pipe Master kicks off our Olympic Preview week with his thoughts on the cons, the dark horses and who will medal at Chopes. And he's smellin' gold for Straya! If anyone knows, Parko's Nose.

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