China’s trial balloon flummoxes Biden, Trump shocked Bob Woodward would publish interviews he agreed to, programmers amazed that their deepfake AI is being used to make deepfakes, Congress amazed that genetically engineering viruses leads to mutated viruses, and Alex and Adrian are surprised than any of them are surprised.

Adrian gets fooled by A Natural Woman, Alex romances Adrian with his language skills, police seem to be getting better at policing their brutality, scientists getting to the molten core of climate change, news stories about Asians killing Asians omit the word “Asians,” Google employees not happy massages ending, and TikTok is clearly ChiCom spyware which the US government has no business banning.

World Economic Forum founder cosplays Dr. Evil at Davos, Gore makes big bank on fear porn, smiling Greta plays meat in cop sandwich, Santos’ backstory keeps getting better, Adrian volunteers to take the felony rap for Boeing, Big Brother is tracking your money transfers, San Fran reparations offers 400 acres and a mule, cops kill more black folks - plus a white guy for good measure.

U.S. Presidents take less care with Top Secret documents than you do with your tax returns, how your face could land you in jail, FBI informants to defend Proud Boys, FAA’s punch card reader fails, ACLU might care about your civil liberties again, putting the “D” in Police Departments, Beetlejuice offers extra credit, and #ButSheSlappedMeFirst.

Adrian enjoys Lelu Dallas Multipass, Alex consoles momma with bad teeth, the proper execution of transgender equality, billionaire immortality, why you shouldn’t sleep with your sister, let’s just nuke the Saudis and get it over with, VPN sales skyrocket in NOLA after porn law, and did the vax contribute to Hamlin’s heart attack?  Maybe...or not.

Alex and Adrian resolve to sneak into more places they don’t belong, Americans learn the dark outcome of militarizing air travel, we plot ways to profit from the “cooling credit” geoengineering scam, we demand graphic video proof that George Santos is actually gay, and 2023 will be the year of political IDGAF…at least until WWIII starts.

Alex and Adrian mock 95% of America by describing the harsh Florida winter, Roomba porn proves Rule 34, Google AI set to destroy Google, Stanford University policy bans “woke” words and phrases for being offensive, and we’re pretty sure that telling you that “spooks” run social media will violate that policy.

Adrian recounts his strange adventures in Appalachia, Alex gets a faceful of teal satin, fusion energy breakthrough could begin a new chapter for humanity…or not, Musk the power-tripping hypocrite is still mankind’s best hope, Trump acolytes are still suckers, cops are still killing black folks, and we’re trying real hard not to say the F-word. 

Enjoy some of the great segments of the Unattended Baggage Show with Alexander Snitker and Adrian Wyllie

Alex embarks on yet more harebrained schemes, Adrian deals with yet more brain entropy, FBI reveals using tools for spying on Americans as Snowden goes Ruskie for doing the same thing, Florida sociopath politician does time, LGBTQ+ community is armed and fabulous, Jim Carey succumbs to Mandela Effect, Return the Slab, and they did throttle Hunter’s laptop.