In an exclusive investigation, we reveal indisputable evidence that the US and NATO are lying about a stray Ukrainian surface-to-air missile killing two in Poland, and we lay out facts that prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the strike was actually from an incorrectly-targeted Russian cruise missile.

Alex feels compelled to review election results, much to Adrian’s chagrin, Kherson is liberated as Russian soldiers steal civilian clothes to escape, the DOJ is bad at math, Mexico might need a northern border wall, we embrace the “d*ck of the country,” cybersecurity sleuths bust CIA/DOD criminal internet operation, and are you trying to get crats?  ‘Cause that’s how you get crats.

Alex gets pissed over Mike’s LP politics, Adrian revisits Fallout 3, the self-fulfilling prophecy of doomsayer politics, scientists can’t figure out AI, filtering hyperbole out of the Mississippi River, 10,000 Chinese monkeys invade Florida, weed could be 100% legal in majority of states next week, and will war between Iran and Saudi Arabia wag the dog or eat it? 

Alex sings with his second-favorite pedo, Adrian talks millennials off the atomic edge, why Americans should have to fight to the death for the right to vote, with 15-minute 911 hold times…maybe it’s time for “Uber Ambulance,” and China imprisons 200,000 iPhone slave laborers as Gen Z anti-capitalists shun green texters.

Alex gets first-hand look at Ian’s destruction, Adrian thanks Biden for his fascism, Circle K might start selling weed inside (instead of around back), Oakland wants to kill citizens with “tracked roombas with shotguns,” Xi consolidates power in CCP, Putin’s nuke launch orders disobeyed, and it’s all climate change’s fault.

Adrian’s ill and Alex be illin ‘bout singing in the shower, cops use high-tech spy tools to force women to provide them porn, why you might need more ketamine in your life, CDC lands lucrative marketing contract with Big Pharma, PayPal learns a hard lesson about misinformation, and Xi becomes emperor for life.

Alex risks his woman’s wrath, Adrian doesn’t take Jefferson’s advice and flies off the handle, we’re not going to “f*** with a Biden” this week because we wanna get high, Trump the Baptist time ReAwakes America, Russians sends “tsunami nuke” sub towards North America, CIA makes a brilliant semi-bluff, airborne machine gun dogs are now a thing, and your sperm ain’t what it used to be.  

The ancient blessing spares Tampa Bay, but our hearts go out to the folks in Lee County, the Nord Stream pipeline sabotages is a real whodunit, you can cross “Giant Meteor” off the Dystopian Future Chart, Ukraine keeps rolling as Moscow moves their nuclear bombers, Trump asks “What documents?” and Alex Snitker gets arrested.

Alex and Adrian try to reason with hurricane season, police prove once again that some animals are more equal than others, all the latest updates from the war in Ukraine that the media doesn’t tell you, Biden reverses US policy and goes full Silver Alert on stage, and Iranian women ditch the burka.

Adrian pleasures Zelensky for Reddit karma while Alex slips Desantis the tongue, our self-aggrandizing continues as we’re proven right about COVID among other things, Slava Ukraini, taxes are the price we pay for a free society, and you’re telling me well-funded libertarians are the cause of all our problems?