On the pod today: the F1 boss knobbing girls 48 years younger, this year’s funniest deadline day news and Luis Suarez gobs in someone’s face again.

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Links from the pod:

Vardy violin pic: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/pabaeCod8Cvi_mWFyRTloA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQyNztjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/football_italia_articles_132/bea3e4aa80f1477911f24dc0048ca0c3 

Claudia the twerking champ: https://www.instagram.com/claudia.redheaded_babe/

Isak in Newcastle: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GzsbDPqWYAAbH5s.jpg

Amorim asked about Tom Heaton: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1772990183581519

Suarez spits on Sounders coach: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1n5cy6k/luis_suarez_spits_at_a_seattle_sounders_staff/

Miami v Sounders fans brawl: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1n5s9eg/inter_miami_supporters_brawling_with_sounders/

Usyk haircut: https://i.redd.it/0q70lcl60tp71.jpg 

Usyk dancing: 

https://x.com/DAZNBoxing/status/1960648484266369106

Briatore kissing ex-gf:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/NINTCHDBPICT000538361485.jpg?strip=all&w=640

Briatore frolicking with models on boat: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-15045999/Flavio-Briatore-flirting-young-women-bikinis.html

US Open hat thief: https://twitter.com/DonLew87/status/1961479710946292124

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