KHLOE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH YOU?! This episode, we cover the astrology behind quite possibly the messiest couple to ever exist in the history of couples: Cancer Sun Khloe Kardashian and Pisces Sun Tristan Thompson. We talk about their compatibility, the Venus Saturn conjunction that coincided with their first breakup, Lamar Odom and Khloe’s compatibility, predictions for the future of their romance and more! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up.

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WELCOME TO SZN 4! This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology behind the true crime story that captivated America: the disappearance of Gabby Petito. We talk about Gabby’s Pisces Sun (big van traveling energy) and possible Rihanna Moon (aka Aries Moon), Brian Laundrie’s watery as hell Scorpio Sun and Cancer Moon, the couple’s synastry, the tense quarter moon that kicked off their road trip, the transits happening when she went missing, and more! 

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THE COUPLE THAT BLEEDS TOGETHER LEAVES TOGETHER?! This bonus episode, we break down the astrological transits of one of most unhinged couples in recent memory: Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. We talk Megan’s hot as hell Taurus/Leo/Cap Big Three, MGK’s Crybaby Pisces Moon, their synastry, Jupiter on Megan’s Ascendant the day she filmed with MGK, all the PDA, and Elyse even reads their horrifying quotes out loud using the voice of a ghost child. 

P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

OH, LOOK! IT’S A BONUS EP WE RECORDED MONTHS AGO THAT’S FINALLY SEEING THE LIGHT OF DAY. We’re back with astrologer Cam White to talk about the people associated with the September 11th World Trade Center attacks (aka Dick Cheney, Rudy Giuliani, and Tania Head), Pluto and conspiracy theories, the biwheel between the First Amendment and the Patriot Act, and much more. 

P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up. 

To learn more about Cam, check out his weekly horoscopes, listen to his podcast The Delineation, and stalk him on Instagram.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

IT’S A BRITNEY UPDATE! You know we had to come with an update for this newly free Sag Queen on her birthday. In this episode, we revisit our first episode ever and discuss Britney’s Big Three and yearly profections. Then, we talk about all 72,000 court hearings since then and what was happening in her transits when she got her own lawyer and was freed from her conservatorship. Plus we've got her biwheel with the Free Britney movement, predictions for her coming year and more! 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

FULL TRANSPARENCY: WE HAVE NO IDEA WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THIS COUPLE. But that’s not stopping us from using astrology to speculate. This episode, we’re covering the newest possible celeb couple, Libra Kim Kardashian and Scorpio Pete Davidson, and the rollercoaster handhold that blew people’s minds. We break down their synastry, provide a Kanye astro transit update, and predict if this relationship is real or just the puppeteering of Kris Jenner. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch! 

HALLOWEEN BONUS EP COMING AT YA. This episode, we break down the astrology that happened during the infamous Slender Man stabbing. We look at Slender Man’s Chart (Cap Moon obvi), the synastry between the three 12-year-old girls involved in the attack, Jupiter Returns, Morgan’s Gemini stellium and more. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit + TikTok & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

IT’S OUR SEASON 3 FINALE AND WE’RE COMING IN HOT. This ep, we break down the astrology surrounding the true baddie of Supreme Court decisions Roe v. Wade. We talk about Roe aka Norma McCorvey’s Virgo Sun, Planned Parenthood’s Sun and Mercury in Libra, the chart for the Supremes’ decision, the Texas Heartbeat Act, Viagra’s (Surprise, Surprise) stellium in Aries, The Pill, predictions for the future of abortion law and more! 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

Another ep, another trigger warning. This episode, we cover the astrology behind 90s R&B Royalty Aaliyah and her v, v, v creepy relationship with R. Kelly. We talk Aaliyah’s annual profections when Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number debuted, the Uranus action happening to her ascendent the day she died, her synastry with R. Kelly, the chart for their bizarre, secret marriage and R. Kelly’s guilty verdict (!!!).

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

TRIGGER WARNING! This episode, we cover the trial of the West Memphis Three and the Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills. We dive deep into Sagittarius Stellium Daddy and town goth Damien Echols, the transits for Stevie Branch the day he, Michael Moore, and Christopher Byers went missing, the chart for the Satanic Panic **pause for a deep, exaggerated breath** the chart for the Alford Plea that ultimately set the three free, and predictions on if we’ll ever find out who the real killer is.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak