IT’S OUR SEASON 3 FINALE AND WE’RE COMING IN HOT. This ep, we break down the astrology surrounding the true baddie of Supreme Court decisions Roe v. Wade. We talk about Roe aka Norma McCorvey’s Virgo Sun, Planned Parenthood’s Sun and Mercury in Libra, the chart for the Supremes’ decision, the Texas Heartbeat Act, Viagra’s (Surprise, Surprise) stellium in Aries, The Pill, predictions for the future of abortion law and more! 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

Another ep, another trigger warning. This episode, we cover the astrology behind 90s R&B Royalty Aaliyah and her v, v, v creepy relationship with R. Kelly. We talk Aaliyah’s annual profections when Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number debuted, the Uranus action happening to her ascendent the day she died, her synastry with R. Kelly, the chart for their bizarre, secret marriage and R. Kelly’s guilty verdict (!!!).

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

TRIGGER WARNING! This episode, we cover the trial of the West Memphis Three and the Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills. We dive deep into Sagittarius Stellium Daddy and town goth Damien Echols, the transits for Stevie Branch the day he, Michael Moore, and Christopher Byers went missing, the chart for the Satanic Panic **pause for a deep, exaggerated breath** the chart for the Alford Plea that ultimately set the three free, and predictions on if we’ll ever find out who the real killer is.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

BRAVO NERDS, UNITE! This episode, we welcome extra special guest Astro Meme Queen Alyssa Polinksy of @StarsxBravo to discuss the astrology behind the juiciest Real Housewives scandal of recent memory: the lawsuits and divorce of Erika and Tom Girardi. We talk about how Erika’s Cancer Sun, Cancer Rising, and Aquarius Moon contribute to her closed off and steely demeanor, Tom’s approaching Uranus Return, the couple’s biwheel and predictions for their year to come. Make sure to check out Alyssa’s Bravo astro memes at @StarsxBravo and listen to her monthly podcast Magic on the Patio. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

Just gonna ahead and say trigger warning- esp if you’re a New Yorker. This episode, we’re diving into the astrology behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks. We talk Osama Bin Laden’s Virgo-Pisces axis, how to interpret houses in an event chart, Prez Bush’s Cancer Sun and Libra Moon, and you KNOW Pluto was transiting America’s ascendant that day because of course it was. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

Well, well, well if it isn't another celebrity couple making us feel on the brink of vom. In this bonus episode, Dana, Sarah, and Elyse discuss the recent baby announcement of comedian and Virgo John Mulaney and actress/model/Cancer Olivia Munn. There’s talk of why a fifth house profection year may be the time for getting pregnant, Sun-Jupiter synastry cuteness, divorce, rehab, and a listing of approximately 200 people that also attended the girls’ high school. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak 

IT’S PART DOS OF OUR LIGHTHEARTED ADVENTURE. Astrologer Cam White is back to help us scream into the void about the life of sex trafficking creep, Aquarius Jeffrey Epstein and his British girlfriend/accomplice/fixer, Capricorn Ghislaine Maxwell. We discuss Ghislaine’s 8th house stellium, her charming Gemini Rising, the biwheel between her and Epstein and her year ahead. But that's not all! We also explore how conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Alex Jones fits into all this insanity.  

Learn more about Cam, check out his weekly horoscopes, and listen to his podcast The Delineation on YouTube and stalk him against his will on Instagram @camwhiteastro. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE SOMETHING LIGHTHEARTED TO START THE WEEK OFF RIGHT. This episode, we’re foaming at the mouth excited to be joined by astrologer Cam White. Together we discuss the astrology behind Aquarius Jeffrey Epstein, his Saturn Neptune conjunction that indicates all kinds of shady happenings with the rich and powerful, and the Miami Herald investigative article during a Jupiter-Mercury cazimi that spilled all his tea. 

Learn more about Cam, check out his weekly horoscopes, and listen to his podcast The Delineation at www.youtube.com/camwhite and stalk him on Instagram @camwhiteastro. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

CAN A GIRL CATCH AN ASTRO BREAK?! This episode, Dana, Elyse, and Sarah get real sporty to talk about Olympian and Pisces Simon Biles. They talk how her Virgo Mars Rx is perfect for gymnastics and how Neptune Rx in Pisces really threw a wrench in her Tokyo plans. Then, we compare her chart and transits to Tennis Star and Libra Naomi Osaka.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

SPOILER: THIS DOES NOT END WELL. This week, the girls break down the astrological happenings surrounding the sinking of the Titanic. They talk about how the Titanic’s Aries Sun and Leo Moon surrounded it with frat boy style confidence that made people boast it was unsinkable, and uncover the WILD chart for the date it hit the iceberg. We’re talking big 9th house/ Mars/Neptune energy. To round out the good vibes, they compare Titanic’s transits to those of another disaster no one (besides space engineers) saw coming: The Challenge Space Shuttle Disaster.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak