ROYAL FAMILY, ROYAL PROBLEMS. This SZN 2 finale episode, the girls dive into a topic that forever brings the dramz: the story of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. They talk Harry and Meghan’s sizzling AF biwheel, how similar Harry and Charles’ charts are, the biwheel of Meghan and the UK Press (YIKES!) and fangirl about the People’s Princess, Diana. 

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WHO’S READY FOR A CASEY ANTHONY HATERS BALL? In part two of our Killer Moms series, the girls are joined once again by trained mental health counselor, astrologer and host of the Killer Astrology podcast, Laura Carrie. We break down Casey Anthony’s Pisces Sun/Pisces Rising/Cancer Moon Big Three and discuss similar transits and placements between Diane Downs, Andrea Yates and Casey. Learn more about Laura or book a reading at lauracarrieastrology.com. Check out her podcast, Killer Astrology, on your favorite podcast platforms. Follow her at @killerastropod on Twitter and @lauracarrieastrology and @killerastrologypodcast on IG.

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THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL MURDERY. This ep, ya girls are joined by trained mental health counselor, astrologer and host of the Killer Astrology podcast, Laura Carrie, to chat about the incredibly cuddly and light-hearted topic of moms that have killed their children. We kick off part one of this two-part series with Queen of Leo energy Diane Downs and Cancer Sun / Aries Moon Andrea Yates. // Learn more about Laura or book a reading at lauracarrieastrology.com . Check out her podcast, Killer Astrology, on your favorite podcast platforms. Follow her at @killerastropod on Twitter and @lauracarrieastrology and @killerastrologypodcast on IG. 

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WHO’S READY TO GET GRIFTY? This ep, we’re covering Aquarius Sun Elizabeth Holmes, her company Theranos and Silicon Valley’s Jupiter in Leo opposite Neptune in Aquarius placement. (WHICH EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT TECH BROS.) Then, we’re comparing Theranos’ general chillness about lying to investors with the legendary white-collar criminal company of yore: Enron. 

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We’re baaack with Kirah Tabourn aka The Strology for part 2 of our episode all about the Internet. We’re covering how Facebook’s nodal return and Taurus eclipses are prob good reasons for you to delete that account, smartphones being Cap AF and why that Saturn Return is bringing all that crypto goodness. Learn more about Kirah, her The Eleventh House virtual community and buy her book at https://www.thestrology.com/. Check out her podcast, The Strology Show, on your favorite podcast platforms. Follow her at @thestrology_ on Twitter and @thestrology on IG. 

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YOU GUYS. Today, we’re talking about the Internet’s Saturn Return with our first guest ever and fave Scorpio / Aries / Pisces combo, the talented astrologer/educator/creative Kirah Tabourn aka The Strology. We breakdown the Internet’s chart, talk about stocking up on cans of beans for Y2K thanks to that Saturn in Taurus transit and finally learn what the dot com bust actually was. Learn more about Kirah, her The Eleventh House virtual community and buy her book at https://www.thestrology.com/. Check out her podcast, The Strology Show, on your favorite podcast platforms. Follow her at @thestrology_ on Twitter and @thestrology on IG. 

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HEADS UP, BBs: THIS EP COMES WITH A TRIGGER WARNING. The girls take it back to 2009 to cover the v passionate and v, v, v turbulent relationship of our Pisces Queen, Rihanna, and her former ex, Chris Brown. We talk their fire trine biwheel, how a Leo Lunar Eclipse really yanked off the rose-colored glasses when it came to their relationship and how Venusian men honestly need to chill. P.S. If you or someone you know is experiencing domestic abuse, you can find resources, safety plans and support from the National Domestic Violence Hotline at thehotline.org. 

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This episode, the girls talk all about the OxyContin Epidemic. They break down how Jupiter – Pluto aspects have the potential to lead the way to big money and epidemics and how Neptune’s influence when the FDA approved the drug could have led to a skewed perception of it being a miracle pill. 

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JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY — IT’S A BONUS EP TO CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP TO. Because we can’t have nice things, we’re bringing you one of the biggest WTF relationship rollercoasters in recent memory: the love triangle-ish romance of  Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis. We talk their biwheels, synastry and check their profections to see what’s to come. 

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This episode, we’re talking all the astro happenings relating to 90s music icon, Selena. We cover the 11th house year transits behind her meteoric rise to fame (hint: it involves the north node and her midheaven) and why Yolanda Saldivar is the worst Virgo to ever Virgo.

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