Allegedly Astrology

This episode, we’re covering the astrology behind scandal-packed megachurch Hillsong. We discuss founder and Aquarius Sun Brian Houston, the Sag stellium when the church was founded, Justin Bieber’s 9th house profection year, nodal returns, the synastry behind Scorpio Carl Lentz and the Biebs’ bromance and mucho mas! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

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IT’S AN APRIL FOOLS’ LOL FEST. This episode, we’re joined by the hilarious Abby Feldman to talk about the astrology of Aquarius Julia Fox. We talk about Julia and Kanye’s synastry, Kanye’s Taurus stellium on Julia’s Moon, Mercury Retrograde during Paris Fashion Week, and wtf was in the stars when Julia graced us with her pronunciation of Uncuh Jammmmzzz. 

Learn more about Abby and check out her comedy on her website. Listen to her podcast Hi Babe. Follow her on TikTok, Twitter and Instagram. Download “Astrology Song” HERE.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

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ALL HAIL THE OG SELFIE QUEEN. This episode, we’re covering the truly iconic Cancer Sun Frida Kahlo. We discuss the role of her 12th House stellium in her life, art, and health, her synastry with Diego Rivera, her transits on the day of her tragic bus accident, what a Venus-Pluto conjunction means for a wedding day, Friday’s activated natal Jupiter during Fridamania, and more! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

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TIME TO GET HISTORICAL. This episode, we’re covering the astrology behind America’s War on Drugs. We talk about Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan’s Big Three, the Controlled Substances Act and Mercury stationing direct in Aries, Saturn in Taurus and what that means for controlling pleasure, Pluto in Virgo and obsessing over health, the big sober energy of Saturn at Zero Degrees Capricorn, Scorpio Retrogrades, nodal returns strike again, and Elyse even sings the D.A.R.E song! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

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AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT HILARIA’S HUSBAND. This episode, we cover the astrology behind the tragic shooting on the Alec Baldwin produced film 'Rust' and compare it to another tragic Hollywood shooting that happened with Brandon Lee on the set of 'The Crow'. We talk about the weird Libra season when 'Rust' began filming, what Chiron in Aries means for wounding, Halyna Hutchins’ progressed chart, stationary planets, how nodal opposition plays into all of this and more. 

P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

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KHLOE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH YOU?! This episode, we cover the astrology behind quite possibly the messiest couple to ever exist in the history of couples: Cancer Sun Khloe Kardashian and Pisces Sun Tristan Thompson. We talk about their compatibility, the Venus Saturn conjunction that coincided with their first breakup, Lamar Odom and Khloe’s compatibility, predictions for the future of their romance and more! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

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WELCOME TO SZN 4! This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology behind the true crime story that captivated America: the disappearance of Gabby Petito. We talk about Gabby’s Pisces Sun (big van traveling energy) and possible Rihanna Moon (aka Aries Moon), Brian Laundrie’s watery as hell Scorpio Sun and Cancer Moon, the couple’s synastry, the tense quarter moon that kicked off their road trip, the transits happening when she went missing, and more! 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

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THE COUPLE THAT BLEEDS TOGETHER LEAVES TOGETHER?! This bonus episode, we break down the astrological transits of one of most unhinged couples in recent memory: Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. We talk Megan’s hot as hell Taurus/Leo/Cap Big Three, MGK’s Crybaby Pisces Moon, their synastry, Jupiter on Megan’s Ascendant the day she filmed with MGK, all the PDA, and Elyse even reads their horrifying quotes out loud using the voice of a ghost child. 

P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

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OH, LOOK! IT’S A BONUS EP WE RECORDED MONTHS AGO THAT’S FINALLY SEEING THE LIGHT OF DAY. We’re back with astrologer Cam White to talk about the people associated with the September 11th World Trade Center attacks (aka Dick Cheney, Rudy Giuliani, and Tania Head), Pluto and conspiracy theories, the biwheel between the First Amendment and the Patriot Act, and much more. 

P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up. 

To learn more about Cam, check out his weekly horoscopes, listen to his podcast The Delineation, and stalk him on Instagram.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

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IT’S A BRITNEY UPDATE! You know we had to come with an update for this newly free Sag Queen on her birthday. In this episode, we revisit our first episode ever and discuss Britney’s Big Three and yearly profections. Then, we talk about all 72,000 court hearings since then and what was happening in her transits when she got her own lawyer and was freed from her conservatorship. Plus we've got her biwheel with the Free Britney movement, predictions for her coming year and more! 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!

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