Allegedly Astrology

CAN A GIRL CATCH AN ASTRO BREAK?! This episode, Dana, Elyse, and Sarah get real sporty to talk about Olympian and Pisces Simon Biles. They talk how her Virgo Mars Rx is perfect for gymnastics and how Neptune Rx in Pisces really threw a wrench in her Tokyo plans. Then, we compare her chart and transits to Tennis Star and Libra Naomi Osaka.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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SPOILER: THIS DOES NOT END WELL. This week, the girls break down the astrological happenings surrounding the sinking of the Titanic. They talk about how the Titanic’s Aries Sun and Leo Moon surrounded it with frat boy style confidence that made people boast it was unsinkable, and uncover the WILD chart for the date it hit the iceberg. We’re talking big 9th house/ Mars/Neptune energy. To round out the good vibes, they compare Titanic’s transits to those of another disaster no one (besides space engineers) saw coming: The Challenge Space Shuttle Disaster.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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BUCKLE UP, IT’S GRIFTIN’ TIME. This ep, the girls discuss the faux luxe life of wannabe socialite Anna Delvey aka Anna Sorokin. They talk her Big Three, her Mercury conjunct Uranus placement that helps her play the long con, and how the Sun, Mercury and Jupiter in Libra may have signaled her lies finally catching up with her. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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FINGERS CROSSED WE DON’T GET A GIGLI SEQUEL. This episode, the girls untangle the comeback relationship 20 years in the making: Bennifer. They break down Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s biwheel, talk tabloid culture, ARod’s Leo Sun fuq boi-ness, and even look up the chart of Ben’s back tattoo because honestly wtf. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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HOPE YOUR GAG REFLEXES ARE IN CHECK. This bonus ep, the girls cover the PDA loving romance of Scorpio Travis Barker and Aries Kourtney Kardashian. They talk the couple’s biwheel, Travis’ Aries Ex Shanna Moakler and why Kourtney’s Sag Midheaven in Travis’ 6th House might be the reason why they’re so extra on Insta. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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ROYAL FAMILY, ROYAL PROBLEMS. This SZN 2 finale episode, the girls dive into a topic that forever brings the dramz: the story of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. They talk Harry and Meghan’s sizzling AF biwheel, how similar Harry and Charles’ charts are, the biwheel of Meghan and the UK Press (YIKES!) and fangirl about the People’s Princess, Diana. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!  // Episode Transcript //

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WHO’S READY FOR A CASEY ANTHONY HATERS BALL? In part two of our Killer Moms series, the girls are joined once again by trained mental health counselor, astrologer and host of the Killer Astrology podcast, Laura Carrie. We break down Casey Anthony’s Pisces Sun/Pisces Rising/Cancer Moon Big Three and discuss similar transits and placements between Diane Downs, Andrea Yates and Casey. Learn more about Laura or book a reading at lauracarrieastrology.com. Check out her podcast, Killer Astrology, on your favorite podcast platforms. Follow her at @killerastropod on Twitter and @lauracarrieastrology and @killerastrologypodcast on IG.

 // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Ask: heyhe.ro/allegedlyastrology // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL MURDERY. This ep, ya girls are joined by trained mental health counselor, astrologer and host of the Killer Astrology podcast, Laura Carrie, to chat about the incredibly cuddly and light-hearted topic of moms that have killed their children. We kick off part one of this two-part series with Queen of Leo energy Diane Downs and Cancer Sun / Aries Moon Andrea Yates. // Learn more about Laura or book a reading at lauracarrieastrology.com . Check out her podcast, Killer Astrology, on your favorite podcast platforms. Follow her at @killerastropod on Twitter and @lauracarrieastrology and @killerastrologypodcast on IG. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Ask: heyhe.ro/allegedlyastrology // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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WHO’S READY TO GET GRIFTY? This ep, we’re covering Aquarius Sun Elizabeth Holmes, her company Theranos and Silicon Valley’s Jupiter in Leo opposite Neptune in Aquarius placement. (WHICH EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT TECH BROS.) Then, we’re comparing Theranos’ general chillness about lying to investors with the legendary white-collar criminal company of yore: Enron. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Ask: heyhe.ro/allegedlyastrology // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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We’re baaack with Kirah Tabourn aka The Strology for part 2 of our episode all about the Internet. We’re covering how Facebook’s nodal return and Taurus eclipses are prob good reasons for you to delete that account, smartphones being Cap AF and why that Saturn Return is bringing all that crypto goodness. Learn more about Kirah, her The Eleventh House virtual community and buy her book at https://www.thestrology.com/. Check out her podcast, The Strology Show, on your favorite podcast platforms. Follow her at @thestrology_ on Twitter and @thestrology on IG. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Ask: heyhe.ro/allegedlyastrology // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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