Allegedly Astrology

YOU GUYS. Today, we’re talking about the Internet’s Saturn Return with our first guest ever and fave Scorpio / Aries / Pisces combo, the talented astrologer/educator/creative Kirah Tabourn aka The Strology. We breakdown the Internet’s chart, talk about stocking up on cans of beans for Y2K thanks to that Saturn in Taurus transit and finally learn what the dot com bust actually was. Learn more about Kirah, her The Eleventh House virtual community and buy her book at https://www.thestrology.com/. Check out her podcast, The Strology Show, on your favorite podcast platforms. Follow her at @thestrology_ on Twitter and @thestrology on IG. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Ask: heyhe.ro/allegedlyastrology // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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HEADS UP, BBs: THIS EP COMES WITH A TRIGGER WARNING. The girls take it back to 2009 to cover the v passionate and v, v, v turbulent relationship of our Pisces Queen, Rihanna, and her former ex, Chris Brown. We talk their fire trine biwheel, how a Leo Lunar Eclipse really yanked off the rose-colored glasses when it came to their relationship and how Venusian men honestly need to chill. P.S. If you or someone you know is experiencing domestic abuse, you can find resources, safety plans and support from the National Domestic Violence Hotline at thehotline.org. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch! 

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This episode, the girls talk all about the OxyContin Epidemic. They break down how Jupiter – Pluto aspects have the potential to lead the way to big money and epidemics and how Neptune’s influence when the FDA approved the drug could have led to a skewed perception of it being a miracle pill. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY — IT’S A BONUS EP TO CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP TO. Because we can’t have nice things, we’re bringing you one of the biggest WTF relationship rollercoasters in recent memory: the love triangle-ish romance of  Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis. We talk their biwheels, synastry and check their profections to see what’s to come. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch! 

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This episode, we’re talking all the astro happenings relating to 90s music icon, Selena. We cover the 11th house year transits behind her meteoric rise to fame (hint: it involves the north node and her midheaven) and why Yolanda Saldivar is the worst Virgo to ever Virgo.

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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This ep we’re talking all about King of Virgos Keith Raniere and his sex cult posing as a self-help group, NXIVM. We break down Allison Mack’s yikes inducing Leo Sun / Scorpio Moon combo and explain why Neptune conjunct America’s Moon in Aquarius really effed us when it came to the 2010 wellness movement. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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WE’RE BAAACK. In this SZN 2 kickoff ep, your girls cover the astrology behind one of the most infamous scandals in sports history: the assault of ice skating queen Nancy Kerrigan. We discuss Nancy and her rival Tonya Harding’s biwheel, why U.S. Figure Skating is the definition of peak Virgo and remind everyone for the 8000th time that a Scorpio never forgets. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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Allegedly Astrology is a comedy astrology podcast that breaks down the planetary transits that happened during the biggest events and scandals in history and pop culture. Check out season 2 launching January 25th! 

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BONUS EP ALERT. In this episode, we’re covering all the berserk AF astrology behind the storming of the United States Capitol, the similarities it shares with the transits of the Charlottesville Rally and what we can expect for the year ahead. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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In this bonus episode none of us saw coming, we’re talking everyone’s favorite faux Spanish wife, Hilaria aka Hilary Baldwin. We talk how her Cap Sun / Aquarius Moon makes her a disciplined control freak that loves recognition and how two recent eclipses hitting her chart really shined a blinding light on her fake AF background story. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch! 

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