1- This avoiding the constitution is hard
2- Bernie is 1st. No one cares.
3- Klobuchar is 3rd. Everyone cares.
4- Racist calls racist a racist
5- I don’t need a salary. I will need some benefits.
6- I cannot take treatment without Dear Leader
7- I graduated from Reagan National U, if I can find it
8- Thank you, Tiger, for making us humans feel better.

1- Why watch? I knew he was lying.
2- Iowa app down. Now let’s shut down the caucus.
3- I’ll be damned. Mayor Pete is Gay.
4- Yes, the halftime show was hot. Get over it.
5- Respect Kobe. Be a dad.
6- Black History Month. Try us. You’ll like us.

1- Goodbye, Kobe.
2. More Impeachment BS

1- I screwed up, it's ep 264
2- Happy? I’m not sure...
3- It's not WW3, it is stupid ass dick wavin.
4- There's nothing the cult won’t forgive
5- Yeah, Harvey, it's time.
6- Comedy is just fine
7- Wanted: Heiress. You never see that ad.
8- Elizabeth Warren won the VIEW

1 - Happy Impeachment Day. 2 counts of GUILTY.
2 - What else ya need?
3 - My jokes stopped at treason but now I’m back.
4 - It's called charity, not a tax write off. Just give, assholes.
5 - He shot the horses
6 - She doesn’t need exercise

1– African American History Museum. Go learn something. I did.
2– I support Gabrielle Union and Jay Leno.
3– History will show that we really screwed up.
4– He said they wouldn’t laugh. They’re laughing.
5– Power of the presidency
6– Kamala Harris out. Who’s in?
7– DO NOT BUY HER A PELETON

1– Impeachment daily wrap up
2– Republican witnesses can't pretend they didn’t see this
3– FOX news needs a black or brown criminal quick
4– Wanted: Incompetent, hateful, liars. Please send resume to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
5– The earth is flat. Science is dead.
6– NBA, FORMULA 1, and other sports

1- Don’t like results? You must be Republican.
2- Socialist, Progressive, Corporate... I don’t care. Just win, baby.
3- Let's see some Obama balloons
4- Polarization, yeah, Fact vs Fiction
5- Yeah the cities win

1- Even when good, he’s bad
2- Lock him up
3- Deficit? Nothing to see here. Well, actually 1 trillion things to see here.
4- Jesus needed a soundtrack
5- We are on fire. That is not good.
6- We are inclusive in our racial ignorance
7- Survey says: Thanks!