1– He’s unhinged
2– My great and unmatched wisdom does not exist
3– Guilty 10 years
4– Dog lives matter
5– It should pay to go to college
6– Rich assholes now have a syndrome. They’ve earned it.

1– We got the JAZZ
2– Who built this house?
3– Treason: plain and simple
4– Start the impeachment, please.
5– If they or them say so, they are.
6– Once you bite a camel's balls…

1– If you don’t like it, Don’t Watch it.
2– 53 Dead: A new record
3– American Airlines, It's not just me.
4– Stand your ground = manslaughter
5– Finally a bad one dies
6– The activities fund was used for some hella bad activity

1- 4 shootings over 40 dead, if you’re keeping score.
2– Yes, it's racism. Yes, it's Trump. And it was Dayton, not Toledo.
3– No, it wasn’t video games or gay marriage.
4– The Times drops the ball
5– Now a word from a real President. Thank you, Mr. Obama.
6– Nothing changes. No one leads.
7– He’ll still win again
8– Heir's property is still your property
9– Back on da road

1- Crazy travels
2- It's hard to defend my racist.
3- Pelosi vs The Squad: Trump wins.
4- Send pedophiles to gen pop!
5- Heirs property is real wealth
6- Who does he play for?
7- Have FUN.

1- One episode, 10 episodes, or all the episodes... THANKS FOR LISTENING!
2- We’re debating early
3- Couldn’t be a scumbag, she’s not my type.
4- Republican power forever
5- Gimme that blood. You have no secrets.
6- Hello, Oregon. We ain’t voting. We got gunz.
7- Conservative comics getting paid. I can't do it.
8- You’re under arrest for turning in the guns he was gonna shoot you with.
9- You’re under arrest for being shot in your pregnant stomach.
10- We’d televise your arrest but NRA TV is BROKE.

1- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is gone. It's true.
2- Pride? NO. Cuba? NO. Pelosi? NO. Foreign interference in elections? I’m ok with that.
3- Poor red states. I’m not offering sympathy. I’m saying we have poor ass red states.
4- Alabama hates abortion so much they gave back free money
5- Your baby’s dead, here’s the bill.
6- A new low in humanity
7- Bullets! Get your bullets! Hurry up! Common sense is coming!
8- WHEN THEY SEE US: please see this.

1- Still Shooting
2- I’m not sorry, suckers, give money.
3- You voted against your life
4- Women are not the enemy. They’re just attacked.
5- Commander in Cheat