1- New Mac, old problems
2- It's raining
3- Trump, Pelosi. Pelosi, Trump.
4- Single issue luxury
5- Rolls Royce luxury
6- Thank you, Ms. Cortez.
7- Thank you, government workers.
8- 27 lbs. of mac and cheese... Only in ‘merica.
9- The best a man can get?
10- I’m gonna name my podcast after Obama too

1- Comics on Comics
2- Tiffany can bomb.
3- Louis can try jokes.
4- Burr is not racist.
5- Trump is racist.
6- Let's open the government, then judge jokes.
7- New laws?

1 - Buy the Wall, Buy the Wall
2 - Tucker advertisers not dirty
3 - Hate is a real consequence
4 - Mar A Lago is a mar a dump
5 - Banking While Black
6 - $7 is charity, right?
7 - Toys for kids is real charity
8 - What they think of us
9 - RIP and thank you, Ms. Marshall

1- Didn’t make Top 10
2- Carnegie Hell No
3- Wanted: Ambassador to UN. No experience necessary.
4- Wanted: White House Chief of Staff. No experience necessary.
5- Biblical lies to political lies, we’re moving forward.
6- Walgreens bad, CVS good
7- The charge is MURDER.
8- Influencers influenced by lack of intelligence
9- Don’t know the hustle
10- Unless you can warm up, Chicago, I quit.
11- Lebron is LeGood

1– No news is good news. There’s just no good news.
2– Good guy with gun is black guy with gun is dead
3– Racism still works in Mississippi.
4– The art of the deal closed the plant.
5– Tears over tear gas
6– Sinclair propaganda
7– Terrorist or mentally ill? I dunno, what color is he?
8– Fed Ex: We also deliver ass-whoopins.

1- Not even fire can make him human.
2- My own private fireman.
3- Well I tried to vote...
4- Shoot first, ask questions never.
5- What, no coffee? Shoot.
6- What was she wearing?
7- She wore a hoodie.
8- Thank you, Stan Lee.

1- The Blue Wave
2- I love the women
3- Governors, Gays, and Goodbye, Evil
4- White men are still angry
5- Thank you, Ms. Biles.

1- Shout out to the funny
2- The right to life isn't yours.
3- You might not vote in Georgia if...
4- Bombed
5- Her true color is black-face.
6- We've reached a new low.
7- Buy yourself a town

1- Op-Ed is an old school tweet
2- Tell Melania that Kanye wrote "Gold Digger"
3– Babysitting while black
4– Guilty. It's about time. Guilty.
5– "Help, Siri, It’s a cop."
6– Hurricane Michael was not caused by gays
7– Extreme your selfie
8– Two contractors walked into a bar

1– Rich, white, male, privilege
2- Kanye: crazy, black, male privilege
3– Different kind of crazy
4– Baseball. Thank God, there’s baseball.