1– It may be bad but he’ll make it worse.
2- Damn that Helen Keller.
3- My racism isn’t racist.
4- Skinhead resume.
5- Thank you, Dr. Phil.
6- Yoga is out to get you.
7- Unreal speed, Kenya, I salute you.

1- Do you know a law?
2- Your home is my home, so I’ll shoot you.
3- Serena is right. Game, set, and match.
4- Sacrifice everything. Yes, he did.
5- My Nikes will be wearing Nikes.

1- “Don’t monkey this up.” You just did.
2- Not qualified at all. Welcome to the administration!
3- The accountant is ready to talk.
4- Leave my wife out of it, even though I said she did it.
5- Mass shooting again...
6- Cop found… guilty?
7- Hey, officers, there’s money in killin' them negroes.
8- Mollie Tibbetts and Nia Wilson both matter.
9- Aretha Franklin, Neil Simon, and John McCain. We miss you all.
10- Tiger loses off the course again
11- Serena, you are a super hero. Wear what you want.

1- Thanks, Florida.
2- Unhinged... I got tapes.
3- Truth is Not Truth. Thats true.
4- Master race? You can’t get into Master Bedroom
5- Stephen Miller is a verified hypocrite
6- Those priests are still at it. Now where are the good Catholics?
7- Don’t see Billionaires Club. Go see BlackkKlansman
8- Tiger is back
9- Midseason form: Go Raiders

1 – Armando Frank was killed on YouTube. No indictment necessary.
2 – LeBron opened a school. People got mad. What The Fuck?!
3 – Don’t count your chickens, or Ostrich as the case may be.
4 – Wilbur Ross is pulling a Madoff
5 – Trump tweets beyond… oh screw it, he’s at it again.
6 – I lost my invisible plane again. Damn Where did I park it?
7 – Q Anon is coming or maybe… it's here.
8 – Nia Wilson. Say Her Name.
9 – The NRA is crying snowflake tears.
10 – The only thing worse than being called a racist is being a stupid racist.

1- He would, or he wouldn’t, would he, wouldn’t he?
2- Treason? Nah, just Obama.
3- Jesus was ‘Merican.
4- I met James Comey. He’s tall.
5- Standing ground… again.
6- Sorry To Bother You

1- He would, or he wouldn’t, would he, wouldn’t he?

2- Treason? Nah, just Obama.

3- Jesus was ‘Merican.

4- I met James Comey. He’s tall.

5- Standing ground… again.

6- Sorry To Bother You

1- Mr. Putin, your pet is at it again.
2- Oh great, now hate crimes come in all colors.
3- Here comes da judge.
4- A prosecutor who should be prosecuted
5- Rich famous, and now self-made.
6- Really self-made mayor of S.F..
7- There are 64 million reasons to teach your kid soccer.

1. This decision makes sense. Just ask God.
2. Benefits! Get your free benefits here!
3. You will be sentenced to 30 years.
4. Horrible women
5. Permit Patty, Mike Huckabee, and other non-racist racists.
6. Life in the poor lane
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