Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- Still in Montreal.
2- Still Hot in England.
3- I’m dumb and I’m a role model.
4- Walgreens is not a church.
5- Chappelle banned but we still sell tickets
6- Bruce’s Beach is once again Bruce’s Beach.

1- It's not a baseball catcher
2- It's not a Proud Boys supporter
3- It's not slavery denial (though that's close)
4- No, my fetus is a passenger (Great Argument)
5- It's denial that a 10 year old was raped. DING DING DING. You win, Ohio Garbage People.
6- With a touch of Herschel stupid thrown in.

1- Highland Park Massacre
2- Yes, Marjorie, you do have mental illness.
3- 8 years old... Somehow we’re Ok with that.
4- Your gas price is up? Republicans did that.
5- Free Brittney Griner
6- Tiara Mack twerks Ted Cruz Shoots. Which is Obscene?
7- David “Santa “ Riddell arrested for protesting regulations that don’t exist. You’ve been naughty, Santa.

1- It all started in San Francisco...
2- Who’s Line Is It? He improv'ed learning improv.
3- England to unapologetic
4 - The Art of Teaching
5- 30 years and it’s still guns and abortion
6- Dick Cheney and the Good Ole Days
7- Vote, read, and VOTE
8- The Good News Is...

1- Jan 6 hearings for entertainment only
2- Yeah but what if it's a Muslim school?
3- He took the day off
4- Grab your gun. The Court has spoken.
5- No ethics rules. Why? They’re Supreme.
6- Plenty of bad cops to go around
7- I mean, it wasn’t a dog. Let's play some football.

1- I want to watch some perp walkin'.
2- But it's just a loan
3- I don’t have water. How about some gas?
4- Patriots in a Uhaul? Lock 'em up.
5- Young White Males
6- Criminal profits, oh, I mean gas prices.

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Welcome comic, host, actress, and now EMT: Crystal Marie!

1- Sarah says comics are better than Representatives
2- Uncle Clarence forgot to talk to Mrs. Uncle Clarence
3- Over educated women scare weak ass cowardly Republican men
4- It's not a difficult issue, it's F**KIN RAPE.
5- Uh... your neighbors joined the protest.
6- Thank you, Ms. Psaki, you’re better than them to the very end.
7- I’m Sean Hannity and I’m a coward. I endorse this message.
8- Airlines are Assholes
9- Everyone is better than elected representatives

1- CHAPPELLE ATTACKED. Going to have to add self
defense and security to services
2- Helping comics financially, physically, & mentally
3- Carneys get unemployment, so should we.
4- Comics are generous to our own. We need you too.
5- Golf tournament & Basketball Game
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7- you might work alone you don’t have to be alone