ALWAYS BEING DOPE

Ethan and Kev rip apart Hobo Johnson because they’re jealous of his success. Also the Mom from Good Luck Charlie will be joining the podcast soon.

The boys answer the age old question: Why does Ethan hate Hobo Johnson? (0:00)

HOT TAKE: Hobo Johnson makes music for people with no problems (5:54)

Rap is about culture. jake paul vs tyron woodley conversation (8:07).

People who don’t have problems, LIKE US! (10:55)

Ethan made a Hobo Johnson song lol (17:00)

Ethan hates disabled people (30:50)

Update on Brayson’s car (37:00)

Nevermind, we are talking about the sexy mom from Good Luck Charlie again (37:30)

Good Luck Charlie Mom Onlyfans and Cameo (39:00)

Ethan becomes a rock star in this episode.

The pod starts with a stupid bit (0:00)

Machine Gun Kelly is an old man pretending to be 16 (6:11)

Dense males punching stuff (16:00)

Still talking about MGK but it’s funny I promise (21:00)

Ethan is screaming (23:25)

Gilgamesh Interlude before more MGK madness (25:00)

HOLY CRAP GILGAMESH TIKTOKS ARE INSANE (28:50)

Ethan made a Pop Punk song (34:00)

Ethan has beef with Hobo Johnson? (40:00)

Ethan and Kev announce their new Masterclass in Gaslighting, talk about Spider-Man for way too long, and watch the video of the Mom from Good Luck Charlie go on an anti-mask rant.

Introduction to Gaslighting (1:05)

Snoop Dogg killed a guy lmao (4:30)

FDA approved of Boy P*ssy (5:55)

Alvin and the Chipmunks on CRACK 2: The Squeakquel (10:00)

Y’ever seen the Marvel movies? (15:08)

Bojack Horseman vs. The Office fans (35:25)

The sexy mom from Good Luck Charlie is Anti-Mask (38:41)

Kev and Ethan sweat their nads off in their 85 degree studio performing dumb bits and hating Macklemore and Will Smith.

Ethan is a very dumb guy on the podcast (5:15)

Ethan is RUINING the podcast (9:00)

A very dumb bit about pulling and pushing (11:05)

When Bae Says She Home Alone (13:15)

This is now a car podcast [Tokyo Drift talk] (17:00)

Family Guy SMOKED Always Being Dope (24:06)

CONAN and his dumb podcast (28:30)

We explain why we don’t have very many friends (32:00)

When Ethan was in the 3rd grade, he thought he was gay (36:20)

Macklemore, the thrift shop guy (37:00)

Celebrities being internet vultures (43:00)

Kev and Ethan discuss the world ending for the entire podcast.

I don’t care about investing because the world will end before it matters (0:00)

Everything will be bought and sold (3:00)

Making $300k from AMC (7:10)

I’d rather die for me rather than my country (11:45)

We’re going to war (18:37)

Dinosaur politicians (22:15)

Ethan wants a Pod studio (24:50)

Kev lives in a sketchy area (36:59)

Problematic Comedians (39:00)   

Chernobyl the Comedy Show (47:55)

Ethan and Kev reminisce on Soundcloud rappers from High School and discuss their hatred for Schitt’s Creek

Fortnite changed us politically (0:00)

Video games that changed Ethan (1:30)

What do you do if your CEO engages you sexually? (5:40)

Ethan has a breakdown about his life in High School (7:25)

Ethan and Kev had connections to billionaires (16:00)

Expensive Watches (22:00)

More shit about Ethan’s issues in High School (25:00) 

White Rappers Ethan grew up with (33:00)

Ethan almost lost his nipple (41:58)

Brayson bought a money pit from Facebook and it is Kevin’s fault. 

The villain from Alvin and The Chipmunks got a colon cleanse (0:00)

Toxic poop in your body (4:29)

What is Crossfit, actually? (7:29)

Alex Jones before and after photos are hilarious (16:00)

Kev ruined Brayson’s life (20:00)

Ethan explains why Kevin ruined Brayson’s life for so long (28:55)

Ethan can fix cars (49:00)

The one where we talk about Vin Diesel for 45 minutes.

Right at the jump, the boys listen to Vin Diesel's hit single Feel Like I Do (0:00)

Kev informs Ethan about 2013 Blockbuster Hit Riddick starring Vin Diesel (1:42)

The boys listen to Vin Diesel’s follow up hit single Days Are Gone (6:55)

Everyone f*cking loves his music on Facebook and Ethan is jealous (12:19)

Vin Diesel’s birth name is hilariously normal (15:30)

Vin Diesel is surrounded by LIARS (19:55)

HOT TAKE: Tokyo Drift is the best Fast and Furious movie (22:50)

Granny Shiftin’ not Double Clutchin’ (25:00)

Watch your back. (30:14)

Vin Diesel is horny (35:00)

Vin Diesel the poet. (36:30)

WE FORGOT TO MENTION FAMILY (39:59)

Ethan and Kevin pretend to be Joe Rogan because they are jealous of another man’s success.

Ethan decides to open with a HOT TAKE (1:15).

SPOILER: Kev and Ethan die in this episode. (9:15)

Joe Rogan is a Chimpanzee (12:32).

Fried Chicken Wednesday, Baby (14:15)

Ellen and David Guetta: Leaders of the Progressive Movement (18:34).

Shrek is Love changed Meme Culture [not kidding] (22:50).

Vine Booms (27:28).

Zachary Quinto beats children (32:47).

Bruh Sound Effect #2 (38:00)

Kev and Ethan Die (42:06)

Are Gym Teachers Cops?

Kev and Ethan are back with special guest Brayson. Brayson is living in Wisconsin right now but drove all the way to Missouri to play a special game called Cop vs Non-Cop (4:00).

4th of July is a Cop Holiday. (16:00).

Independence Day BBQ is f--king terrible. Dry burgers and generally bad cooking. (22:04).

Porky PIG AKA The Notorious P.I.G. (27:00)

Kev gaslights me into thinking Space Jam created “double dribbles” because I am an idiot (29:25)

Don Cheadle wants to kill himself. (33:57)

Grape Drink is a menace to society (40:12)