ALWAYS BEING DOPE

ALWAYS BEING DOPE

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ALWAYS BEING DOPE episodes

  • EP. 31 | Pizza Sprinkles

    Kevin ran into someone at the grocery store the other day…

     

    0:00 - Kev ruins the opening of the podcast with his ADHD

    1:40  - Ethan plays his favorite John Lennon song and makes it worse

    8:00 - Foreskin

    11:10 - Kev took Ethan’s job

    13:10 - Ethan’s review drama

    16:00 - The pod accidentally gets political

    18:55 - Pizza Sprinkles

    20:00 - Homeless

    22:30 - Sweet n Sour Sauce

    28 min
  • EP. 30 | FibulaDeez Nuts

    Ethan got into an accident. He had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

     

    0:00 Poppin Pills Interlude

    2:30 Kev got hit on by a cougar

    5:00 Making Drunk Love in the Gender Neutral Bathroom

    10:00 Ethan’s struggle with ice

    12:00 A girl under 5 feet beat up Ethan

    14:10 Ethan slipped on his carpet

    16:30 Ethan had to beat an old lady with a stick

    18:50 Ethan doesn’t work hard enough Interlude

    20:25 The accident

    28:50 How Ethan drove himself to the hospital with a broken ankle

    30:50 The ER during COVID is nuts / Ethan’s nightmare

    32:50 Ethan broke his ankle but didn’t know until weeks later

    34:50 Should Ethan sue? Is that lame? 

    37:20 Kev gets DESTROYED by Ethan

    42:40 Ethan the Schizio

    45 min
  • EP. 29 | Geographic Disconnect

    Ma’am, you need to stop texting and driving 

     

    0:00 Kev and Ethan lost a nasty fight. 

    1:00 Y’ever been to a New Years Party?

    3:30 Botanical Gardens during Christmas is a BAD IDEA

    13:00 Kev wants to be simulation breaker

    17:00 Move away from your home town.

    21:50 The bitch dressed as the bitch from Frozen

    24:45 Somehow we are talking about Over The Hedge

    27:00 Kev’s party



    40 min
  • You Can Freeze Paintballs

    Kev and Ethan spread false information about their friend, Ethan tells a story about his strange Christmas, and Kev has beef with Ethan’s Neighbor

     

    0:00 - Kev attempts to name the actors in Don’t Look Up.

    1:30 - We tell lies about our good friend Bristle for several minutes.

    11:00 - dudes who trade stock over the phone need their ass beat.

    12:55 - more lies about Brayson (Bristle).

    14:35 - Kev raises another toast

    16:35 - Ethan’s family has a dog who is an alcoholic. Not joking.

    22:09 - Ethan’s grandpa bought a gun.

    26:19 - Kev explains why he chooses to stay away from family

    29:00 - Kev had a bad encounter with Ethan’s neighbor

    33 min
  • Next-Level Cucking

    Megan is back! We talk about the hot mom from Good Luck Charlie, Instagram stalking, and tell the stories about how we all got cucked in high school.

     

    0:00 - (THE SETUP) Ethan tells Megan that Kev’s brother died and his family is in financial ruin. 

    2:20 - Once again, Leigh Allyn Baker. The Hollywood Refugee Anti-Mask Hot Mom from Good Luck Charlie.

    13:25 - Embarrassing High School Dance Stories

    15:45 - Ethan had two dates at one prom… and somehow got cucked

    21:00 - Megan’s Homecoming story where she got cucked.

    24:22 - Why does Ethan assume Megan reads books?

    29:20 - Who is Megan?

    33:45 - Ethan found a deleted video of Megan

    38:15 - Stalking on Instagram

    41:25 - (THE PUNCH) Did Megan play an instrument?

    50:00 - Kevin’s conspiracies

    56 min
  • Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan vs. PuppyGirlJenna

    Kev makes a toast, we learn how to prevent human dog girl people from peeing on your floor, and we add nothing to the Neil Young / Joe Rogan stuff.

     

    0:00 - Kev has an important announcement

    1:00 - Dumb wedding speeches

    3:25 - Gus Johnson got the most unappealing face

    4:10 - Euphoria fucking sucks

    8:10 - Kev and Ethan both take the same position on topics which is why the pod isn’t a success

    9:00 - When your hot human girl dog pees on the floor.

    12:30 - We had a video go viral on the highlights channel

    14:25 - Joe Rogan v Neil Young is Hilarious

    26:20 - Being anti-evil while also being evil

    28:45 - the hatchback of dogs

    31 min
  • Jason “Usher” Derulo

    Ethan, Kevin, and Megan bring the heat in this episode. We talkJason Derulo, Usher, Nelly, and screaming at dead bodies. It’s a great time.

     

    0:00 - A girl (who isn’t white) is on the pod! Big milestone.

    6:00 - Megan manslaughters the entire organization of Police

    8:45 - Jason Derulo

    10:00 - Wait, what happened to Jason Derulo and Usher???

    12:45 - Ethan’s dumb fact about the Talk Dirty music video that is dumb

    16:00 - T-Pain

    18:00 - we get distracted talking about Gus Johnson

    21:45 - Back to T- Pain

    24:05 - St. Louis people need to let Nelly go

    29:50 - What flavor of Asian are you?

    35:55 - Throwing Grandma’s corpse at the wall

    43 min
  • DJ Munchkin

    Kevin and Ethan recap their terrible Christmas.

     

    0:00 - Kev thought Sam Rami, the director of Spider-Man… was Spider-Man LMAO

    4:00 - Spider-Man was ruined from a girl’s finsta account

    8:30 - Bulking up

    10:15 - Four Christmases

    20:00 - Ethan went to a Brewery

    26:00 - DJ Munchkin 

    30:15 - Jon Favreau is a genius

    32 min
  • ”What are your pronouns and can I bum a cigarette?”

    Kev and Ethan do their first ad read and Ethan talks about his night out.

     

    (1:00) What to do when your hot cousin is back in town

    (3:30) Chop Can

    (8:40) Coming clean

    (10:50) Kev and Ethan are traumatized

    (18:27) Straight people are NUTS at a bar

    (21:55) What are your pronouns and can I have a cig?

    (25:30) $9 shots

    (28:15) Straight people are NUTS at a bar pt.2

    (34:00) Ethan tearing it up on the dance floor

    (44:00) Homeless dude watches Ethan jump his car

    48 min
  • Trucker Carlton

    Trucker Carlton lol

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    (1:40) Grip it and Rip it

    (3:15) The CEO of Podcasting has been banned

    (12:20) Canes

    (13:50) Amendment Tier List

    (16:10) Trucker Carlton

    (19:00) Sounding

    (20:00) It just falls apart from here. VOCODED

    32 min

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Welcome to the clearance section of podcasts! Perpetual disappointments Ethan, Dillion, and Kevin come together to deliver one of the worst shows of all time. Bad topics, horrible bits, and even worse…