ALWAYS BEING DOPE

ALWAYS BEING DOPE

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ALWAYS BEING DOPE episodes

  • Ep. 40 - Bri’ish Orthodontist

    Kev, Dillion, and Ethan spit a few bars on this one.

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    0:00 - QUICK FREESTYLE

    2:00 - Losing money on investments

    7:50 - CTE Democracy

    12:00 Nancy Pelosi SO HOT

    14:40 - Isn’t that crazy?

    16:00 - Ethan did drugs

    21:00 - The Best Taco Bell

    23:45 - Ethan’s great grandma

    25:30 - DOUBLE PENIS

    31:00 - Corrupt Senators 

    34:20 - wetting the bed and popping pants

    37:00 - PODCAST DISTRIBUTION

    39:45 - Most popular clips are P*rn related

    44:45 - P_rnhub remix

    46:20 - UK DRUM & BASS FREESTYLE

    49:45 - British Orthodontists & Motorcycles

    53:30 - Brendan Schrab Is Liking my IG posts

    57:00 - Dave Chapelle Fell Off?

    59:00 - Big Boned

    1:00:30 - Monster Squad is wildly homophobic

    1:04:30 - The Pod and mental health

    1:05:15 - PASSIVE INCOME INFLUENCERS

    1:08:00 - Head of Autism Relations, The Bullfrog

    1:12:00 - G.F.B.

    1:13:30 - UK DRUM & BASS FREESTYLE II

    1 hr 17 min
  • Ep. 39 - Adam Sandler, what are you doing here?

    0:00 - AMSR

    2:00 - Midwest Nuclear Family  

    9:30 - White Girl Wasted

    13:15 - Ethan gets approval from his wife to shit talk

    16:00 Story actually starts

    19:00 - DO NOT RESPECT ELDERS IF YOU PAYING FOR THE MEAL

    25:30 - Bad encounter with girlfriend’s grandpa

    31:00 - Do you shit at restaurants

    33:45 - 9/11 raised GDP

    38:00 - Paul Blart Mall Cop

    41:00 - Adam Sandler on Jessie

    47:00 - Ethan's Door and Cat Revealed

    52:00 - The Military’s Crimes on Soldiers

    58:00 - America’s low collective intelligence

    1:01:00 - Anti-American Behavior 

    1:13:00 - Big straw challenge

    1 hr 16 min
  • EP. 38 | MY GIRL BROKE. I’M UP

    0:00 What do you think about this?

    2:40 Blaccent

    6:00 Millennials and Band Kids

    11:25 My girl broke, I’m up

    13:50 Theatre Hate

    17:40 Andrew Tate Has Autism

    20:00 But that backflip tho

    25:50 Jake Novak apologists

    29:00 AI did WHAT??

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    Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2TrAJ3j

    Apple: https://apple.co/2KyCyY2

    Podbean: https://alwaysbeingdope.podbean.com

    Highlights Channel: https://bit.ly/3BH4kdt

    35 min
  • Ep. 37 | Yelp

    “I’m the entire supply chain of this restaurant”

     

    Right off the bat, Kev mistakes Gandhi for Dr. MLK which is hilarious. The pod falls apart after that. Buckle up. We’re talking Geospatial Intelligence, Rust Removal, and Minecraft.

     

    0:00 CIA conspiracies right off the bat

    6:40 Throat related conversation

    10:25 back to geospatial intelligence

    15:15 Megan’s bad Yelp review

    26:00 RUST

    32:20 Chris hates women, but loves girls

    34:30 Michael Reeves  

    38:00 Minecraft with feet

    43:00 Howie Mandel’s friend

    46 min
  • Ep. 36 | Wedding Crashers

    “Meg, you ever heard of f*cking improv?!”

     

    Meg, Kev, and Ethan are back with some spore related content. Megan’s brother killed someone.

     

    (0:00) New Pod Intro

    (3:00) Kevin is a genius?

    (6:00) Megan learns a lesson about improv

    (12:00) Kev’s big toenail is coming back

    (14:00) Kev was a FUNGI the other night

    (15:20) Megan brought her diary

    (23:00) Anyway, freestyle time

    (26:20) Megan went to a wedding

    (32:45) Power Tools



    46 min
  • Ep. 35 | Mr. Mustard

    “The podcast is gonna financially support all of us” 

     

    Ethan and Kev reflect on the podcast and Ethan’s god awful financial situation.

     

    0:00 Nissan Sentra is a red flag

    2:10 We came back for the people

    5:30 We have no skills.

    9:20 Ethan is problematic

    13:30 Ethan is jealous of Kev

    18:55 Mr. Mustard / Ethan’s poor decisions

    27:45 ETHAN, NO!!!!!



    34 min
  • Ep. 34 | The Real Reason Why We Haven’t Recorded

    “Mommy doesn’t want to make hamburger helper with meat anymore”

     

    Kev and Ethan are back after a 3 month hiatus. Super chill episode for y’all.

     

    0:00 Kev is no longer ugly

    1:34 1 Year Anniversary

    6:00 Can’t go 5 minutes without Ethan’s OCD acting up

    7:55 Ethan’s Life Fell Apart

    9:30 Discussing ways to be unoriginal

    11:45 Funniest presidents

    17:45 Kanye West take that doesn’t age well (this was recorded in JULY 2022)

    19:20 Michael Jackson 

    21:40 Tell everyone the real reason why you haven’t done the podcast

    22:40 Kev is a bad husband

    24:00 Kev and Ethan should do improv

    26:50 Kev’s Friend wants Kev

    31:50 Mommy Doesn’t Want to Make Hamburger Helper *Joker Voice*

    36 min
  • Ep. 33 | Former Vloggers, Current Podcasters, Future Stars

    Another chill one with special guest, Megan. We learn a lot about ourselves but mostly Ethan. This episode was originally recorded in March 2022 and has finally been released from the vault.

     

    0:00 - Meg gets ROCKED right at the top of the episode

    3:10 Kev ruins the vibe immediately

    3:50 Michael Richards

    9:40 You guys don’t know about banshee? 

    10:50 Meg has something for us

    13:00 nvm, we gotta discuss mgk first

    15:15 Megan hits us with hard hitting questions

    17:00 Kids Club

    22:10 Kev’s Mom threw mangoes at his head

    23:45 Mango White Claw

    25:50 Former Vloggers, Current Podcasters, Future Stars

    28:00 Ethan is on Famous Birthdays

    40:45 Other famous YouTuber’s from Ethan’s highschool

    45:30 Megan cracked her toilet seat

    51:45 Ethan’s strange ability

    59:30 Doors or Wheels 

    1:00:10 Kev is ruining Ethan’s life

    1:05:45 Is Math blue or red???

    1:09:00 - Kev vs Board of Education

    1:11:30 - McRib

    1:16:10 - Dreams  

    1:22:30 - Worst decision you ever made

    1:25:10 - Kev flexes his skills in Minecraft

    1:29:50 - Bucket List

    1:33:00 - Are Y’all organ donors

    1 hr 38 min
  • EP. 32 | Protein Pills

    Protein Pills

     

    Megan is back! Kev and Ethan make it a terrible time for her.

     

    0:00 - Does Megan like this song?

    8:25 - Ethan and Kevin take pills interlude

    13:00 - The Office and Seinfield, Stupid?

    19:00 - Megan was a Journalist 

    24:00 - thoughts about memes

    31:00 - Recyclops

    33:40 - Ethan’s feet are burning up.

    35:00 - Renegade

    41 min

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Welcome to the clearance section of podcasts! Perpetual disappointments Ethan, Dillion, and Kevin come together to deliver one of the worst shows of all time. Bad topics, horrible bits, and even worse…