ALWAYS BEING DOPE

The boys are back together again. We get drunk, get thankful, and ruin everyone’s night. This is a good one.

NEW INTRO SONG (0:00)

Bryson / Brayson has another new name: BRISTLE (0:30)

So uh, what do we think about Katy Perry? (3:05)

The boys list 3 things they’re thankful for about each other (3:30)

Kev’s bit goes south and FAST (7:00)

Bristle brings up a tangent about unethical research on animals on a Comedy podcast (8:45)

Kev and Ethan save the day. Working on Cars is kinda fruity (9:30)

We watch clips of Scotty Kilmer hating Italian people (10:25)

Everything falls apart from here (14:00)

CEO of Podcasting gets interrupted by the Intern of Podcasting to talk about Kyle Rittenhouse crying like a little bitch and looking like a muffin on national media (16:50).

The boys check in on Amy from Good Luck Charlie and Stanely from The Office (18:00)

AYO, YOU EVER PUT VODKA IN A MASON JAR AND THEN DRINK IT? (21:49)

Ethan tells such a bad joke, he gets kicked out (23:15)

CONSPIRACY HOUR. We debunk JFK with FACTS lol (24:00)

Elon Musk is the realest dude, LMAOOO (30:00)

Old Congressmen’s genitalia look like Slimer from Ghostbusters (33:00)

Accidentally based with Pronouns (34:50)

The boys are back with a hot and spicy new intro song. We talk about Italians, apparently Chris Pratt as well, and Snoop Dogg going to Cane's

Kev’s cat tried to end herself (0:00)

The boys workshop a new intro (2:15).

Kev’s ADHD notices something about my door (8:50)

Ethan debuts a WIP intro song for the pod (10:30)

A quick Travis Scott tangent (15:50)

The toys from the last episode LMAO (19:20)

Kev says his best joke yet that nearly kills Ethan (22:10)

I cooka da spicy meatball (25:00)

Chris Pratt, the known serial racist (27:20)

The boys have a heartfelt moment (31:15)

Kev’s girlfriend's dad listens to the show (33:10)

The Black Satellite (36:50)

Snoop Dogg working the Raising Cane’s drive thru (40:15)

Remember the Origami Dentist? (44:00)

Ethan and Kev switch roles on this episode. Kev is hosting the show and it derails quite literally within seconds. It’s a wonderfully awful time. We talk Mr. Beast, Travis Scott, Mark Zuckerberg with boobs, and urethral sounding.

The boys review a a toy for genitalia while also giving their take on blaccent -- yeah, NOT a good start (0:00)

Y’ever heard of xQc? (8:15)

Kev somehow ties in Travis Scott and John F Kennedy (10:40)

A tangent about Lee Harvey Oswald (13:30)

Male Urethral Sounding (18:20)BEAST SQUID GAME (21:58)

Mark Zucc grows boobs (36:24)

Ethan opens up about his insecurities of being a comic. (37:40)

Back to Zucc (39:20)

Kev is out of town this week, so Bryson (formerly Brayson) stops by to fill in. Two childhood friends catch up talking about their project cars. 

Bryson talks about Ethan’s sketchy neighborhood (3:40)

Kev is dead (6:30)

Ethan opens up about his low intelligence (10:00)

Ethan’s shitty car (17:00)

TURBO THE $300 CIVIC (27:00)

Bryson’s Mazda Miata (32:30)

Logistics of shirt selling from people who are NOT experts (55:00)

Kev and Ethan JOIN the Anti-Swag Corporation. They also discover the world’s best song…

(2:55) Kev’s brother is on drugs

(15:20) Papa Johns calls in

(17:00) Penatonix and Bo Burnhan fans

(21:00) OCD renovation 

(26:00) Anti-Swag Corporation

(31:30) Penis Type Beat

(42:00) People HATE girls

(45:00) HARP MUSIC BANGS

(47:45) Hamburger Helper Love

Kev ruins Ethan’s day by opening the pod with the Canned Clam Taste Test. Ethan also tells the story about the Printer Salesman

(0:00) Canned Clam Taste Test

(5:45) Workshopping the Pod Intro

(8:45) Printer Salesman Story

(14:30) LIBRARIES 

(19:20) 11 hour Joker Response 

(23:33) Insurance Commercials

(25:50) 40 year old unfunny commenters

(29:00) Kev hates THE OFFICE

(40:30) BOSS BABY HAS A GUN

(48:00) A regular male conversation about Data

The boys lose their minds over Mario and Luigi teaching sex ed as well as Will Smith getting 

cucked.

Squid Game (0:00)

Mario Sex Education (4:20)

We work with a lawyer but he isn’t good (15:45)

Will Smith hates his life (17:55)

DIEZEL RAMOS (32:00)

The boys admit to petty larceny (37:03)

On this episode, the boys are back with some hot stories, terrible takes, and body dysmorphia. 

Kev fat shames Ethan’s cat (0:00)

Pregnant Moms with Aimbot (2:00)

Sacrificing our friendship for content (4:50)

Ethan doesn’t know what a gun is (6:00)

Ethan lost a bunch of weight to date a girl (10:00)

Devious Licks and Angelic Yields(17:00)

Corinne Crimson (28:09)

Ben Shapiro Type Beat HOT TAKE (34:20)

wE sHOULD dO a pOd on sHrooMS (37:40)

Ethan seriously doesn’t know what a gun is (42:00)

The boys are back after taking a week off to bring you some of the worst content on the internet. 

The Boy Boy West Coast (0:00)

Animal Crossing Cat Video (8:20)

Lil Nas X is gay 17:00

Kev has some serious beef with “coders” 24:00

Kev and Ethan are back to business, but this time with video. 

Kev hates Sense 11 (0:00)

Who’s the better Male Manipulator? 11:50

Nick Mullen on Fox News 17:45

Machine Gun Kelly is problematic (24:45)

Hacking didn’t become illegal until (28:30)

Jordan Belfort sucks (31:00)