ALWAYS BEING DOPE

ALWAYS BEING DOPE

By Jack CannonComedyFictionImprov
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ALWAYS BEING DOPE episodes

  • Boy Ass (w/ Lily Helmer)

    Today I bring on a guest! Lily Helmer! We used to work at a coffee shop together. Bullshit until the intro (1:42) St. Louis vs. Springfield (2:05). I am out of money because I bought a Honda Civic (5:29). Lily is tired. (10:00). Back to talking about my bad finances (14:05). Lily can't afford to be an artist or go to school or anything or make friends. (15:31). I act like a piece of shit Business Major on how to live debt-free (18:20). Name of the white man boomer? (30:00). What it's like to live alone (34:00)

    The Black Eyed Peas - 4EVER (ft. Esthero)

    49 min
  • A crackhead stole my girlfriend's car

    I open up on the literal dumpster city called Springfield, MO. (0:00),  My dorm is like a jail cell that cost 9 grand (6:10), Beat a crackhead at their own game (17:20), I love my car and you should protect what you have (22:08).

    Outro: Kanye West - Cash to Burn

    34 min
  • Family Video Sells CBD

    I freak out over the fact that Family Video now sells CBD. (0:24) I discuss my personal usage of CBD. (7:30). I am terrible at making music. (10:00). I went to a Strip Club with my girlfriend. (20:10). El Camino came out and I roast Todd about his weight. (21:35). I go over important changes to the Podcast. (29:00). Outro: Xzibit - What It Is (ft. Young De)

    43 min
  • Episode 5 | I Used To Be Famous on YouTube

    On this episode of THE POD, my mother calls in to give me flowers for coming out as a Podcaster. I delve in on how I became successful on YouTube and how it truly benefited/tormented me to this day. 

    Episode 5 - "Lost Opportunity"

    Tracks:

    Die Young - Kesha, Trap Queen - Fetty Wap, Strange Fruit - Nina Simone, I Got The... - Labi Siffre, Why Can't We Live Together - Timmy Thomas, Ain't No Love In The Heart Of The City - Bobby "Blue" Bland, The Left - Yeek

     

    45 min
  • Episode 4 | "Under Pressure"

    Another fucking episode where I freak out about my life and contemplate dropping out. I break down my feelings towards higher education, high school, and my goals for myself.

    36 min
  • Episode 2 | "Virgin Nerds"

    On this episode, I invite my friend Zareef Huq onto this edition of the pod. Right off the bat we prove that we cannot go five seconds without discussing some type of nerdy virgin activity. We also discuss the lifestyle of people in Bangladesh (where Zareef is from) and what life is like being a Muslim in today's day and age. We also listen to the Revenge Minecraft song that has been resurfacing the internet.

    1 hr 27 min
  • Episode 1 | "The Pod"

    The first official episode of the Always Being Dope Pod is a god damn train wreck. Cannon Dowell struggles to learn the ropes of podding and discusses his beef with the word "podcast". Also, serious controversies are addressed regarding Salt n Pepa and Episode 0.

    48 min

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Welcome to the clearance section of podcasts! Perpetual disappointments Ethan, Dillion, and Kevin come together to deliver one of the worst shows of all time. Bad topics, horrible bits, and even worse…