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Episode Title: ANCIENT MARTIAN TECH REVEALED: Was Their "Prophecy" Just a Cosmic Customer Service Nightmare?!

Brace yourselves for a mind-blowing tale that will shatter everything you thought you knew about the Red Planet! Forget little green men – we're diving deep into a shocking paranormal encounter on a terraformed Mars, where power-hungry noble houses are locked in a deadly game of thrones! But this isn't your grandma's sci-fi! Imagine medieval backstabbing colliding head-on with ancient alien rituals and advanced technology in a cosmic clash of civilizations!

Our brave protagonist, Lady Astra of House Solus, faces a challenge to her very lineage when a rival house, the sinister Vesper, contests her claim to a newly unearthed artifact – a mysterious disc of alien design with a long-lost purpose. Could this be proof of extraterrestrial life? Is it a key to unlocking unimaginable power hidden beneath the crimson dust?

Witness a thrilling duel amidst the crumbling ruins of an alien city as Astra's champion battles a fanatical warrior fueled by eerie chants to forgotten Martian gods! Will Astra's house fall into disgrace? Just when despair looms, a stunning discovery turns everything upside down! The artifact isn't a prophecy at all! Prepare for the unbelievable truth: it's a… warranty!

Could the extinct Martian civilization have been interstellar customer service representatives? The revelation sparks chaos and exposes House Vesper's solemn facade as a complete joke! But in this galaxy of greed, absurdity can be the ultimate weapon! Witness how House Solus seizes this unforeseen twist to gain the upper hand in the brutal war for Mars!

But hold on, truth-seekers, because the alien weirdness doesn't end there! Months later, as Astra sits on her hard-won throne, a chilling distress call arrives from a newly discovered colony, hinting at unusual weather patterns. Martian weather is engineered, predictable… until now! Get ready for terrifying images of swirling dust storms and the bloodcurdling cries of colonists facing a colossal, unseen menace – a titanic sandworm breaching the surface!

Did the ancient Martians have a twisted sense of humor? Was the warranty on their world voided by… giant alien monsters?! Join us as we unravel this unbelievable paranormal mystery and ask the ultimate question: Who knew space came with such terrifying fine print?! You won't believe your ears! Tune in now!

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