Cassie gets Yeerked. Aftran delivers an ultimatum. 

Whose plan was the Yeerking of the Unibank President: the methodical Visser 1, the theatrical Visser 3, or the zany but mysterious Visser 2? Does having Visser One as his mother mean that Marco is a nepo baby? And even if he is, wouldn't he be a wonderful Sub-Visser? Just think of the uniforms he could implement with the Yeerk budget! Have we ever seen Visser 3 morph into a creature smaller than a Yeerk?

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Cassie and Karen argue about ethics until a leopard attacks. Marco saves the day. 

How does Cassie explain all of her torn morphing leotards to her parents given how often she is ripping off strips of material in order to help others? What the hell are we supposed to do with Karen’s truly unhinged line that “slavery is a human concept” and how would that line read to a child? Did Karen's Yeerk, Aftran, ever have a rebellious phase as a teenager? Do Yeerks get annoyed by their hosts’ intrusive thoughts? 

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Enter: leopard!!! Cassie thinks about clubbing a child. 

Just where did Yeerks find all of this ambition? Are lazer pointers to cats what dracon beams are to leopards? Is Cassie truly considering killing Karen? What would Marco or Rachel do if they were in Cassie’s situation? Does Eddy do anything between recording sessions except imagine episode titles?

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Cassie quits the Animorphs. The rest of the gang stages an unsuccessful intervention. Karen tries to pet a bear. 

Did the other Animorphs overreact to Cassie's big news? Is this the most violent main series book we've read yet, even if most of the violence is imagined? How are the Animorphs not getting alien flesh stuck in their teeth all the time? Should Cassie really be sitting on the lid of the toilet?

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Animorphs Survivor 3 Kids Vs. Grow-ups (I'm not writing Grownies) comes to an exciting end! Will Cassie make it to the merge? Will the mighty tyrant Gump burn all his bridges? I don't know! Quit asking me and listen to the episode!!

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This week on Survivor!! Ummm... something clever hmmmm Yeah yeah Eddy would write something clever here... like: On Anidorks Survivor Season 3 it's Kids vs. Adults. Will the kids optimism and penchant for death give them the edge or will Minivan Chapman mow them all down? Find out on this weeks episode of... Survivor!

Yeah yeah. Eddy will like that.

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A double mailbag ep! We finally release the MegaMorphs #2 mailbag episode (all the way back from May!) along with a more recent email. 

Also— who the hell is this David everyone keeps talking about and why does he have a trilogy?

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Or, The Unbearable Anda-Liteness of Being 

Esplin is spared. Dak and Aldrea have each other— for now. 

Why do Aldrea and Dak seem unable to imagine being together as different species? Is Hork-Bajir Chronicles just Grease? Is every coincidence in this series always also a possible Ellimist intervention? How does Dak feel about the fact that Aldrea's Hork-Bajir form is just his friend Delf? And seriously— what the hell is Visser 3’s whole deal? 

Next week (Wed, Aug 6th) we're off! Mailbag on Aug 13th, the third edition of Anidorks Survivor featuring Dak and Aldrea on Aug 20th! Book 19 very, very soon. 

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Esplin gets a promotion. Dak and Aldrea uncover Alloran's plan. 

Why is the world building in this book more satisfying than in the main series books? Why is the Arn's plan to foil the Yeerk attempts at Arn infestation to basically turn themselves into fainting goats? How does Visser 3 compare to Power Rangers’ Ivan Ooze? What the hell do you mean that Z-space shifted?

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Dak and Aldrea build an army of monsters, then Hork-Bajir. Quatzhinnikon reveals all in his PowerPoint. Esplin knocks over a tree phone to build a big pool.  

Is this scene of the Hork-Bajir squashing the Yeerks the most upsetting act of violence described in the series yet? If Aldrea is the Rachel of this book, does that make Dak more of a Tobias or a Cassie? Why does Quatzhinnikon seem so eager to reveal the whole backstory of the Arn despite his initial protests? 

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