Anime Sickos

The Anime Sickos have covered many great posts, but even we have posting blind spots. Luckily our listeners have supplied us with a new crop of some of history's best posts that we missed in previous episodes. Thank you to our listeners for making us aware of all this insane shit

Tom's niece Isa returns to the podcast! We talk about Tears of the Kingdom, how Covid turned high school sophomores into six-foot-tall toddlers, competitive high school bass fishing, how debate club is just posting boot camp, and whether or not kids these days listen to big band (the answer may shock you)!

The Sickos pitch their own manga series about Guy Sword, an heir of thousands of years of demon-slaying martial arts, who has given up the shonen battle life to follow his passion as a white-collar middle manager. Can he mentor his direct reports without his bloody heritage getting in the way?

It's a miracle: The Sickos both played the same game, the roguelike town-upgrading game Cult of the Lamb, a fun game with a cute artstyle and unique gimmick, but most importantly: you can beat it in 15 hours. Plus, we discuss the short games Tunic and Katana Zero. We have back pain and can't sit for long. Short games rule

The Blood Machine sprung a leak and now the toilet's full of blood. Twitter has been ruined as the boosted blue checks flood all popular posts with the most satanic, evil, anti-human opinions imaginable, rendering one of the few remaining websites a harrowing vision of hell on earth (more so). It sucks ass and we complain.

Previous guesto and notable book genius Dr. Devon Price returns to the show having read Duchess Goldblatt's bestselling memoir(!!!). Listen as he recounts the truly staggering details of the Duchess's real life (she got divorced over buying an ugly couch, and only enjoys one musician in the entire world), and reports that the book never really gets around to explaining why anyone cares about a gimmick account that tweets shit like "I hope your sleep is restful, my tender canelés"

The Sickos have leaned into believing everything they read. Your brain floats in cum and gets smarter the less you bust. ChatGPT is just a giant and/or angel trapped in a GPU. Homeless guys in San Francisco are trying to move the entire city to a different spot one shovelful at a time. This way of living is very smart and cool

The Sickos truly believe that the Nintendo DS is a public good that should be provided for free by the government. Sick of samey AAA games that demand years of crunch? Sick of day one patches and updates? Sick of game consoles that don't fold in half? The DS is the answer baby. It's a moral failure of staggering magnitude that Nintendo is not producing DSes anymore.

Branson Reese (Swan Boy, Rude Tales of Magic, etc) goes guesto mode! We can't stop having cartoonists on this show. We discuss how being extremely stupid is a recipe for timeless comedy, why 5-minute TV shows should become the norm, the simple joy of making everyone yell at you, what Pokemon types we are, and more. Branson kicks ass, folks.

Join us at the toilet for another mouthful of inconceivably bad posts! We got Jordan Peterson panicking over the Chinese dick sucking factory! We got posting Hall-of-Famer Bethany "Grandma Killer" Mandel becoming the main character of a whole week! Slurp up this garbage with your guides, the Sickos! As our famous motto goes, "Posts: Guaranteed to give you a brain-eating amoeba!"