Anime Sickos

The Sickos are suffering from entropy, that famous decay that happens when the Devil lays his wizened finger upon that which you love and it decays and gets more shitty. Our backs and PCs are fucked up. This shit sucks so bad!

It's a mondo sized Cog Talk as Joe recounts his work trip to Florida where he ate at the Troop Restaurant, met a fan boat man named Captain Disco, and caught the dreaded Florida Virus. Then, we once again stare agog at the burning wreck that was once Twitter.

Uh Oh! Twitter is getting fucked up by the world's dumbest man! We love posting and are addicted to the slop and half our episodes are about posts. This sucks! The Sickos break down the dumbass decisions Elon Musk is ruining Twitter with and eulogize the dumb site we love to hate. No other site lets you see so many Joyce Carol Oates thoughts, dude

Like any hog, the Sickos enjoy da slop! We slurp down dire crap all the time, but certain flavors are laser-focused on the Sickos' dopamine centers. From cyberpunk, to ZX Spectrum graphics, to upgrading a ton, to digging a big hole, come learn what the Sickos take 4x damage to!

The Sickos are amazed to find that MinovskyArticle, one of the posters of all time and our spiritual leader, has gone guesto mode! We talk about the posting philosophy that allows him to use the internet without becoming insane or evil, how being a chill and pleasant human is so much more powerful than marketing best practices, and then listen to Minovsky recommend some truly astonishing manga.

You hogs love it when we read posts to you. Some of these really suck! You know, I'd go so far as to say they're all quite bad! Well, rest assured: we'll read em out for ya

The Sickos go on and on about one of their favorite ongoing manga, Dai Dark, a series where bone freaks travel space in a corpse ship doing hyperviolent murder, but the actual plot is about how the characters like to chill and have a good time.

The Sickos go puritan mode as they talk shit about gambling, the kind of gaming that sucks ass and steals from you. Dragon Quest always thinks you're going to be really excited to go to the casino. Drugs at least get you high, gambling could never

The Sickos watched Mad God, a stop motion horror film 30 years in the making, where a bunch of GI Joes walk around the blood machine we always talk about.

After another two-week break, the Sickos are back and haven't lost a step. We recount a pair of hilarious posts, old and new, finally do another Cog Talk, and brag about how fun and special it is to go on vacation. Check it out!