Animorphing Time

Animorphing Time

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Animorphing Time episodes

  • Book 16: Fly Squad Paramedics GANG GANG ft Lydia (@visersixxx)

    Beer can be medicine. Leaders key in on each other’s insecurities. Nate has money and power and will GET Tyler. Lydia and The Morphy Boys share their first online handles. This is a story about friends we make online. Marco tries to catfish Jake but Jake is too “smart” for that. Nate has done as much as Beyonce at 34. Judge Dredd may have been in NWA. Jake googles yeerk. AOL is Andalites On Line. The Animorphs follow the smell of poopy to get on a plane. Tyler tells a poop story. Tyler shares his secret to falling asleep.

    Lydia and the gang discuss death, online, and getting smashed. Jake and Cassie share a human moment. Lydia loves to get The Nut. Roseburg only has one Taco Bell and they just don’t care. There aren’t enough Taco Bells in Canada. What’s your go-to order? Animorphs hack the Gibson. Nate prefers a soft wrecking of the mouth. Lower classes have charcuterie plates. Leave them alone. The Animorphs fight a Bill Gates type of Hannibal Lecter with a Secret Brother. Ax ends this book by literally eating cow shit. This is all normal. Sometimes you have to eat shit and sometimes you get to eat shit.

    2 hr 43 min
  • Animorphing Time 2020 Halloween SPOOKTACULAR: Night of the Creeps ft Rory Blank

    Brace yourself for the first annual Animorphing Time 2020 Halloween SPOOKTACULAR! Join Tyler, Nate, and Modern Day Cartoonist & Illustrator Rory Blank as they talk about the seminal 1986 brain slug classic Night of the Creeps. In a complete departure from our normal Animorphs format, we analyzing this B-Horror classic, what it means to have a space slug take over your brain, medical butt procedures, & the exciting potential of Cryogenics.

    Be sure to buy some cool and good shirts from Rory at https://roryblank.bigcartel.com/, subscribe to his Patreon, and give him a follow on the twitter.com @PissCastle

    See you for a normal episode of Animorphing Time next week!

    1 hr 57 min
  • Book 15: No Mother, Yes Cry ft John Cullen

    The Morphy Boys are joined by comedian, podcaster, curler, and all-around chill dude John Cullen. Nate is not great at introducing guests. Teens love Alannis Morisette. Is that how you spell that? I’m not going to look it up. John has never read Animorphs. Animorphs never interested him as a kid so we’re here to poison his brain with The Good Word of Kathy Apples. The Animorphs do some bad eco-terrorism. The fellas get into it on whether shit-talking birds would be good or bad for business (it would be good, actually). Marco has big Young Sheldon energy. John can’t make heads or tails of these bugaboo alien names. John watched too much Entourage. Marco is sad that his mom is friends with frogs and listens to Bob Marley to feel better. The Animorphs do an absolutely ridiculous plan to acquire a hammerhead shark and end up destroying The Gardens and killing innocent people—Oops All Berries! The Yeerks are doing a Deep Blue Sea and Marcos mom oversees it. The Morphy Boys surprise John with a gift. John is skeptical of the way the Animorphs do sneaking. No one wants to talk about the Dilbert guy.

    Listen to John’s podcasts Blocked Party and The PODkast. Support his patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/blockedparty

    Download, stream, or buy John’s new comedy album “Long Stories for No Reason” wherever you stream music.

    Follow John on twitter @cullenthecomic

    1 hr 51 min
  • Book 14: Megabutt Maintenance Routine ft Aleah Liebenau
    The Morphy Boys are back on the main series! With a guest too! Our first one! And it’s a Lady. Writer and Instagram TV show haver, Aleah joins the Boys to talk about horses, horse girls, and how ladies put each other down. Rachel does that a lot in this book. Rachel is G-D-B to Cassie in this one. The horses are acting weird, so it’s time to see Crazy Helen. Crazy Helen clapped her cheeks so good that she escaped aliens. JNCOs were invented by dudes in Ohio with thick, strong thighs. Boys are mean to Cassie. They go to Area 51. A Controller is a nervous pooper. Actually, pooping is a through line that runs all over this story. Seriously. Pooping comes up like 4 goddamn times. Cassie uses pooping to dunk on Visser 3! Marco uses Ax’s battle morph to… hurt Ax? The twist in this book is pretty good. (It’s poop related.)Look, sorry about the audio problems in this one. There’s a bit of crap audio, but it will never happen again. Or it might. Who knows?
    2 hr 43 min
  • THE ANDALITE CHRONICLES PART 1
    In the first part of a two-episode sexstravaganza, The Morphy Boys tackle the three-book standalone epic The Andalite Chronicles. Part one finds us with a young Elfangor on a spaceship named Star Sword where he totally almost wins a fight. He negs his BFF Arbron. Then he meets a laaaaaaady. A real human lady. So our boy Elfie, his boy Arbron, and his GF Loren gotta team up with a Rambo andalite to get the ultimate weapon back from the yeerks—The Time Egg. It’s called something else but this is a better name. Time Egg. We tackle the issue of “what makes a soldier righteous?” “can a soldier be good?” “Would you do a genocide?” The answer to all of these is no. War is complicated. War is hell. Humans are cruel and destructive monsters and taking what kindness they can have and driving it out in the name of national pride to do murders is, honestly, Bad Vibes. Chapman is there! Visser 3 is there! Rolling Stones! Suicidal best friends! It’s Animorphs, bb!
    2 hr 23 min
  • Book 13: Live Free, Get Wife, or Die
    You ever have an antacid as a treat? A tall glass of Sixlets? Back in the mind of Tobias. We love to see it! This is a story about wives. This is a story about being left out by friends. This is a book about a bird being taunted by god. Tobias and Rachel save Jeremy the Hork-Bajir. Tobias has the night terrors. Tobias remembers what he used to be, longs for who he used to be. Bird-Moses will save the day. But not before he cusses out The Ellimist. Tobias wants to get paid for his labor and workers NEED TO BE PAID FOR THEIR LABOR. Corn Flakes and other anti-masturbation techniques are discussed. A chance encounter with a raccoon. Tobias gambles and gets what he wants. But what does he want?
    2 hr 21 min
  • Ask The Animorphs: Chris Grine
    The Morphy Boys chat it up with Chris Grine. Chris is the artist and writer of Chickenhare, Time Shifters, and the upcoming Animorphs Graphic Novel. Be sure to pre-order his adaptation of The Invasion coming out October 6th!
    42 min
  • Book 11: Chunks of Your Cousin and The Tale of El Jefe
    The gang steals a Bug Fighter because Jake is dumb. Jake stays dumb and the Animorphs shoot a hole in spacetime and fly through it. Ninja Turtle quotes. Time travel. Italian Andalites. The Morphy Boys lay out what it would be like to date them. The Animorphs get trapped in the past or future in the Amazon. Jake rips off clumps of Rachel’s flesh to start an ant civil war. There’s a lot of jungle racism in this one and we are sorry. Tyler does Jaguar Facts and teaches us about El Jefe and the battle of north vs south America. Visser 3 eats everyone. Everyone dies again.
    2 hr 30 min
  • Book 10: Your Parents Are Sexual Beings
    This episode is bursting with white hot energy. The Morphy Boys charge their Pemalite crystals. Marco meets an android. Marco has big incel energy. Marco gets eaten by a crow. Wolf Spider Facts by Nate. The Animorphs learn the horrible secret of dogs. Humans taint the ghost in the shell with their violence and bloodlust. This is in a kids book. Everyone dies.
    2 hr 15 min

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They cant tell you their names. They cant tell you where they live. They are... the Animorphs! Join us as we do an in-depth analysis of every single Animorphs book. This podcast is for those unfamilar…