Animorphing Time

The Morphy Boys fight about Batman and Spider-Man. Wolf Facts with TyTy. The Yeerks are setting up a logging company and the Animorphs wanna burn it down. Ain’t no deforestation happening here. Cassie does an ego death and kills a termite queen. Cassie becomes a skunk mom and hides it from the everyone. There is some Very Sensual Morphing in this one. There’s a lot of lost innocence and death in this one. Milk Talk with the Milk Men. The ethics of hunting and eating meat too. Oooooo doggers.

We get into the mind of the alien Ax-Man. Ax goes to see Star Trek. Ax steals candy from a child. The yeerks are dying in front of people. Tobias and Ax are BFFs. Ax goes to Human School. A teacher dies. The Animorphs get pissed at Ax for keeping secrets. Ax uses a telescope to Phone Home. A yeerk makes a deal. Ax tries to do an andalite 9/11.

The Animorphs fight the smoke monster from LOST. Rachel loses her memory. Marco does a sexism at a birthday party. Ax has fleas. Marco steals a truck and drives into an elephant. Jake sucks. Visser 3 has fleas. This book sucks. No animal facts because this this book sucks.

Nate goes raw. Rachel has daddy daughter day. Rachel wrecks a Russkie. Rachel gets put in the middle of her parents divorce and wants to FEEL THE POWER. Ax eats some cigs. The Animorphs get eaten by a Taxxon while they’re in cockroach morph. A Ziggy Stardust Gandalf sumbitch teleports them to the future and, brother, the future looks like dogshit. Space Gandalf offers an end to the war. Rachel bears down for midterms and destroys the Kandrona. Bear Talk with Tyler. Are you a pizzly or a grolar bear?

The Morphy Boys sit down (via ZOOM) with Animorphs cover artist David Mattingly. David crafted the iconic Animorphs covers, worked in TV and film, comics, and book covers. We chat with him about his time on Animorphs, his work, favorite films, and his influences in matte painting. David was kind, intelligent, well-spoken, and informative about the work and passion that went into his work on Animorphs. Support David and buy his prints at https://davidmattingly.com/

Jake has a dumb dream that doesn’t go anywhere. The Animorphs turn into cockroaches. Tobias saves Jake. Tyler talks about doping people up. The Animorphs infiltrate a yeerk hospital as flies. Jake gets yeerkbrained. Jake is now a Controller. The yeerk shows us Jake’s ultimate fantasy and it’s Very Dumb. Fly Facts? Nate’s got em. Did you know flies poop every time they land? Now you do.

Marco and the fellas—Jake, and Ax—run afoul some retail workers. Ax loves TASTE. The Animorphs get eaten and then go to space. Tyler does gorilla facts. The Morphy Boys share more childhood trauma and joke about it because sharing real emotions is hard, y’all. Maybe Marco was right. We should deflect and hide emotions! I don’t know!

Tyler is horned up from the jump. Cassie has been having dreams. Tobias has been having them too. Jake sucks. The call is coming from inside the ocean. Cassie doesn’t understand the ocean. Whales can talk? Nate tells us the terrible truth about dolphins.

The Morphy Boys jump into the head of Tobias and he is a depressed mess. Not fun! The Boys talk about their own depression. Tobias falls in love with a Lady Hawk. The Animorphs turn into fish and swim up a spaceship’s dong. Tobias guns down the spaceship. Very cool! Red-tail hawk report by ya boy Tyler.

The Animorphs steal a gun. Rachel defeats a rapist. Rachel pulls a cat heist! Visser 3 aka The Cat Respecter. A father’s love is very strong. Strong enough to defeat a yeerk? Nate teaches us about cats.