Anti-wave

Before slaying vampires, Kristie Swanson was slaying ghosts along with… Bud Bundy? Even Joss Whedon couldn’t come up with a concept crazier than this. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss MR. BOOGEDY and share their top 5 ghost movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a new home owner and you and your wife and three kids move into your new house, and you love your joy buzzer and eggs that squirts water because you’re a goofy kind of guy who loves playing goofy pranks on your family, and you even own a store that sells this goofy shit, and all is fine except your house is haunted by Mr. Boogedy and other ghosts from the colonial period, and because of Mr. Boogedy a little pilgrim boy who sneezes is separated from his pilgrim mother, and more weird shit goes on in this house such as a vacuum cleaner comes to life, and when your wife can’t sleep she goes to the kitchen for a midnight snack with enough food on her plate to feed the Russian army, and Mr. Boogedy is finally revealed with his ugly ass face with bumps and shit, and they figure out how to foil Mr. Boogedy and the sneezing pilgrim boy is reunited with his pilgrim mother but you still love your dumb ass pranks, then this podcast is for you!

Fun fact: Ira used to be an angel… A Hell’s Angel, that is. But they kicked him out for blowing everyone’s horn (if you know what I mean). Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE HORN BLOWS AT MIDNIGHT and share their top 5 angel movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a trumpeter in a jazz orchestra performing on a radio show and your sponsor is a brand of coffee that makes you sleep, and you fall asleep and have a crazy ass dream that you’re an angel in heaven and earth is about to be taken out, and you must go down there and blow your trumpet at midnight which will cause the end of the planet, but there are fallen angels on earth and they don’t want you to succeed, and when you save a hot blonde from killing herself, you fucked up your assignment and become a fallen angel, but the pretty angel you love comes down to earth to help you, and the fallen angels plot to get your trumpet, and when you can’t pay your bill at a restaurant, the owner accepts your trumpet as payment, but it somehow ends up in the hands of a bunch of kids and you have to steal it from them, and the hot blonde comes on to you so the goons can get their hands on the trumpet, and the woman you love is jealous, and you end up on top of a tall building and it’s almost midnight and there’s a struggle for the trumpet, and a bunch of you are dangling from the roof and you fall into a huge coffee display and end up splashing around in a gigantic cup as cream and sugar is poured in, and it’s midnight and you wake up back in the orchestra on the radio show with the trumpet in your hand, then this podcast is for you!

The last time we saw a father this bad, the Catholic Church was moving priests around to new parishes. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE GREAT SANTINI and share their top 5 mean dad movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a rugged macho marine who’s a jet pilot and likes to raise hell and get drunk, and you move your family next to a military base in the South in the early 1960s, and you’re kind of a dick to your family and always barking orders at them like you’re a fucking drill sergeant, and your wife is sweet but kind of a pussy and your son is on the school basketball team, and while playing at home, your son beats you and you get fucking pissed and continuously bounce the ball off your son’s head and taunt him with “Are you gonna cry?” and during a school game, you tell your son to strike back at a rival player and your son breaks the kid’s arm and your boy is off the team, and your son becomes buddies with a black kid who stutters, but the kid dies, and then you go out on one last aerial mission, but your engines fail and you sacrifice your life to save a town and your son takes up the role of family leader, but you’re dead so you don’t know that, then this podcast is for you!

Ira's conversations are so perverted that even Siri blushes. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss KIMI and share their top 5 affliction movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a young mousy woman with blue hair and when you leave your home you freak out and curl up on the floor, and your job at home is to monitor incoming data streams and make corrections to the meaning of words on the virtual assistant software, and on one of your audio files you hear a woman scream, and you become obsessed with finding out what happened to her, and you tell your boss but he tries to steer you away from digging deeper, and so you contact the head honcho of the organization you work for, and she insists you go to her office, and so you venture outside, shoulders hunched over, crouching along walls, and you finally meet the head honcho, but she can’t be trusted, and then these bad guys come after you and you run, but the bad guys find you and toss you into a van and some people pull you out and you make it back to your apartment and a friendly neighbor tries to help and you eventually kill the bad guys with a nail gun, and then you look real cute and wear a mini skirt as you go outside with your boyfriend and head to a food truck, then this podcast is for you!

Hey, we’ve got a lot in common with this week’s movie. Just like the ‘Scottish play,’ our podcast is cursed, too! Don’t say “Anti-wave” when podcasting, or the ghost of Robert and Ira’s dignity will come to haunt you. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH and share their top 5 Shakespearean movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a Scottish general and three weird witches tell you that you will be King of Scotland, and your bitch of a wife encourages you to kill the king and you become the new king, but you have trouble living with yourself and you become paranoid and shit, so you kill more people, and your bitch wife tries to get rid of the blood stains on her hands and she’s kinda fucked in the head and walks and talks in her sleep, and the witches warn you of your doomed future, then war erupts to overthrow you, and your wife is dead, and there’s a sword fight and the dude who kills you gets on his horse and proudly holds your decapitated head, then this podcast is for you!

Missed a few Anti-wave podcasts? Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world… It is? It is the end of the world? Oh. Then you should probably binge a bunch of these episodes. Starting with this one. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss DON’T LOOK UP and share their top 5 Meryl Streep movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a top astronomy professor and you and your quirky astronomy grad student realize a big ass comet is heading toward earth and will destroy all life, so you try to tell the world, but people don’t believe you or they just don’t give a shit, and you and your quirky grad student team up with an inventor who’s a nutty eccentric and go on a media blitz and finally meet with the President of the United States who is kind of a nut job and she’s got her mind out other things, and when you’re on a news program the sexy leggy blonde newscaster comes on to you and you cheat on your wife and fuck the sexy leggy blonde newscaster, and then with the earth about to end, you go back to your wife’s house and she forgives you and you all sit around the dinner table and die, then this podcast is for you!

Ever see a movie and then remember nothing about it? What if you had a recording of you talking about it for 45 minutes? Well, join Robert and Ira as they discuss NOCTURNAL ANIMALS, again! And they share their top 5 all-time moneyshots. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a struggling wanna be novelist and your wife isn’t very supportive of you and she divorces your ass, and she marries a dude who’s cheating on her and she knows it, and then you write this really cool novel and it’s you playing the lead, and in the story you and your wife and daughter are harassed by thugs, and when they kill your wife and daughter, you and the sheriff take the law into your own hands and get revenge by killing the assholes, and meanwhile your wife is reading the manuscript you wrote, and she’s fucking blown away with it, and when you ask her to meet you at a restaurant, she shows up and waits for you, but you stand the bitch up, so both you and the character in your novel enjoy a good dose of sweet revenge, then this podcast is for you!

We pulled an old episode out of the vault. Be sure to listen to our original thoughts on NOCTURNAL ANIMALS in our 5th episode ever, back in January, 2017. Might want to listen to this episode before listening to episode 245... But, you know, only if you wanna.

Ever see a movie and then remember nothing about it? What if you had a recording of you talking about it for 45 minutes? Well, join Robert and Ira as they discuss NOCTURNAL ANIMALS, again! And they share their top 5 all-time moneyshots. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a struggling wanna be novelist and your wife isn’t very supportive of you and she divorces your ass, and she marries a dude who’s cheating on her and she knows it, and then you write this really cool novel and it’s you playing the lead, and in the story you and your wife and daughter are harassed by thugs, and when they kill your wife and daughter, you and the sheriff take the law into your own hands and get revenge by killing the assholes, and meanwhile your wife is reading the manuscript you wrote, and she’s fucking blown away with it, and when you ask her to meet you at a restaurant, she shows up and waits for you, but you stand the bitch up, so both you and the character in your novel enjoy a good dose of sweet revenge, then this podcast is for you!

The last time Ira sang as high as Tiny Tim was when Robert kicked him in the nuts. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss the documentary TINY TIM: KING FOR A DAY and share their top 5 tiny movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a scary looking eccentric ukulele singer with a big nose, long scraggly hair, and crooked teeth who sings in a weird ass falsetto voice, and you marry Miss Vicki on the Johnny Carson Show which generates huge ratings second only to the moon landing, but then your fame does a nose dive and you desperately try to stay in the public eye, but end up performing to elementary school kids in a half-filled gymnasium who don’t know who the fuck you are, and you end up divorced three times, have no money, live in a seedy motel and die alone, then this podcast is for you!