Apocalypse Video

“I prayed that he would burn in Hell, but in my heart I knew that Hell would not have HIM!”

Welcome back, Kiddies! It may be Summer, but someone has returned to spoil our vacation plans…

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we watch the epitome of diminishing returns is fellow horror fan Nick “Immortan Hoof”.

Topics of discussion in this episode include Loomis going full Ahab; Michael claims another victim: the supply chain of Haddonfield; and finally, we add a new item to the McDonald’s Movie Rating Scale.

Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] Let us know what your favorite scary movies are and what gives you the bugaboos.

The Apocalypse Video Halloween Retrospective will return as everyone’s favorite scumbag producers the Weinsten’s takeover the franchise with Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers.

Hello, wastelanders! And welcome to Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest: Part III - The Summer Games: Extra Innings! I’m your host and team manager, Dave, and joining me as we batter up for the final final installment of The Summer Games are fellow cinephiles and ballplayers Janna, Kara, and Jackie.

I, for one, am glad that this group of ladies stormed the Funderdome and forced a screening of Penny Marshall’s classic baseball film, A League of Their Own, lest the arena be burned to the ground. I totally do not see this as an act of aggression and am speaking COMPLETELY of my own free will.

(Note to self: Remember to reinforce the doors to the Funderdome with blast proof shielding.)

Listen as we discuss what may be Penny Marshall’s best film; we wonder if Rosie O’Donnell and the Twins are the first throuple; and finally, Geena Davis and her extraordinary baseball skills awaken something in your host - the likes of which may shock you to your core!

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That’ll do it for Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest: Part III - The Summer Games (...for real this time). We’ll be back in the Funderdome next summer for another batch of excellent movies and discussions (and hopefully, no Air Buds). Until then, stay cool out there, wastelanders!

Somebody better call the Justice Department - Entertainment Division, because things are about to heat up as Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest: Part III concludes with its most explosive installment yet!

I’m your host and Lead Stalker, Dave, and joining me as we rev up our buzzsaws are fellow cinephiles and Dynamo fanboys Mike and Cody.

Listen as we discuss how you should never punish Arnold Schwarzenegger by having him lift weights; we question the effectiveness of an Opera singing stalker who rides around in a go kart; and finally; we salute the magnificent “vein acting” in The Running Man as Arnold grunts and flexes his way into the hearts of a future dystopia.

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That’ll do it for Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest: Part III - The Summer Games. With any luck, the closing ceremony will NOT be interrupted by a similar group of resistance fighters looking for an uplink…

“Nobody reinvents this game...”

I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we boot up our computers and do some statistical analysis are fellow cinephiles and washed up ballplayers Ryan, Cody, Nick “Immortan Hoof”, and Special Guest, Andrew.

Listen as we discuss Moneyball, the film that breaks down the game of Baseball with cold, hard, capitalist efficiency; we try to determine if Billy Beane’s philosophy changed the game for the better or worse (or at all); and finally, we wonder if all of the best sports movies are actually really about sports at all.

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The Summer Games will be back as we close out Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest: Part III with a ratings juggernaut in The Running Man.

“I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.”

I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we prepare to kick some grass are fellow cinephiles Ryan, Cody, and Nick “Immortan Hoof”.

Listen as we discuss what could only be referred to as Dragon Ball Z on the soccer field; we’ll cover the differences between the original Chinese and International cuts; and finally, Cody will focus his chi and deliver an expert breakdown of this film as only a former pupil of the Cyber Samurai can.

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The Summer Games will continue as we shake things up and bring in a ringer in the form of analytical genius Jonah Hill in…Moneyball.

You’ll believe a Dog can fly…

I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we let the dogs out are fellow cinephiles Ryan, Mike, and special guest and former All Star of the Milwaukee Mutos, Andrew.

Listen as we discuss one of the most shockingly dour kid’s sports movies ever made; we try to keep up as the movie goes from Dog Playing Basketball to Courtroom Drama; and finally, we take a look at the Air Bud empire and its enduring legacy (which includes NFT’s for some reason).

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The Summer Games roll on as we put the dogs back in their kennels and release the monks from their sacred vows with…Shaolin Soccer.

**DISCLAIMER: Apocalypse Video would like to point out that anyone can play baseball, including girls, and that sexually harassing young lifeguards is wrong - even if you later end up marrying them, buy a drugstore together, and have nine kids.**

Now, with that out of the way, let’s PLAAAAAY BALLLLL!!

I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we chew some Big Chief and ogle our local lifeguard are fellow cinephiles and Pool Honeys Ryan, Mike, and special guest, Kara.

Listen as we discuss one of the best to ever play the game: Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez (aka: Baseball Jesus); we’ll also theorize where Smalls’s life would have gone if he hadn’t had met Benny (SPOILER: a lotta people die); and finally, we uncover the dark truth behind Denis Leary and his character’s frequent “business trips”.

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The Summer Games will continue as we go from one K-9 to another with…Air Bud.

Before we begin this episode’s written synopsis, I’d like to remind everyone reading that Corporations are Good and Individuality is Bad. Now, with that said, let’s sit back, take some drug Altoids, and enjoy America’s Favorite Death Sport - err, I mean, Past Time: Rollerball!

I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we try our best to avoid getting dragged into the path of an oncoming steel ball are fellow cinephiles and Rollerball veterans Ryan and Nick (aka “Immortan Hoof”).

Listen as we discuss a film that’s equal parts Logan’s Run and Hunger Games (with a pinch of RoboCop thrown in); Ryan will detail his PTSD suffered by sitting through the Rollerball remake in the early 00’s; and finally, we wonder what other messed up things the Rich are up to as we watch them gleefully blow up trees with a rocket gun.

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The Summer Games will continue as we go back to a simpler time where kids played baseball and giant gorilla dog-things roamed the Earth. That’s right - when we return, we’ll be knocking them out of the park with The Sandlot.

Hot Dave's Summer Film Fest: Part III - The Summer Games continues. And this time we're hitting the gridiron as a bunch of smelly, disgusting kids face off for the right to play Pee-Wee Football for the great city of Urbania, OH in Little Giants!

I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we watch a bunch of misfit children fart their way to the top are fellow cinephiles and Bloodbowl players Cody and Janna, aka “The Fridge”.

Listen as we discuss the Little Giants’ delightful 90’s tropes, including go-karts and nut shots; we cry foul as Danny O’Shea’s team cheats their way to a victory; and finally, we uncover the dark history of Urbania, OH as we delve into the supernatural goings on in their city’s haunted diner.

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The Summer Games will continue as we ditch the kids games and start playing something more dangerous in 1975’s Rollerball.

Sports…Mankind’s greatest endeavor. For centuries it has separated the boys from the Men, football players from their brain stems, and continues to this day to spark the fire of healthy competition in the hearts of its players.

Apocalypse Video and Immortan Hoof Auto return to the Funderdome to bring you the third exciting chapter of Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest…The Summer Games.

I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we celebrate the opening film of Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest: Part III are fellow cinephiles and streetballers Mike, Ryan, and special guest: Kara.

Listen as we discuss the tik tok fashions of White Men Can’t Jump (aka 90’s fashion); we celebrate the MVP of the film, Rosie Perez, and her historic Jeopardy win streak; and finally, we’ll break down the origin of the “Your Momma” joke and its ancient beginnings.

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The Summer Games will continue as we hit the gridiron with everyone’s favorite pee-wee misfits, the Little Giants.