Apocalypse Video

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SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO
CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS…


SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF”


DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED:
1. O.C.P. NOW HAS MEAT FACTORIES
2. ROBO GETS BAMBOOZLED BY A GUY WITH A BOW AND ARROW
3. THE ARCHER’S IDENTITY IS REVEALED “SCOOBY DOO” STYLE


DIRECTIVE 5:
RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK.


DIRECTIVE 6:
RETURN TO SECTOR 2 TO ENFORCE THE ROBOPOD WITH: RUMBLE IN OLD DETROIT


THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION – GOODNIGHT

Captain's Log: Stardate 46271.5

The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast returns to the holodeck for some old west inspired recreational fun. I’ve been assured by the crew that there will be no perverted shenanigans from either Lt. Barclay or Commander Riker, and that the holodeck’s safety protocols are definitely working normally.

I’m your Host and Captain, Dave, and joining me again are fellow Trekkies and wanted outlaws Mike and Jackie.

Topics of discussion in this assignment include Alexander's giant Gameboy; Data’s prototype Alexa project does awry; and finally, Lt. Barclay somehow manages to weasel his way into another holodeck episode by creepily assisting Alexander with his Old West program.

Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] Let us know what your favorite episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation are and which ones you would like us to discuss in the future.

The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast will return. But for now, vamoose, ya little varmints!

What’s that knocking at the window? Why It’s Co-Dee sneaking back into the shop! He’s not done talking about Avatar 2, Eywa damn it, and someone is going to have to join him! Thankfully Ryan’s working and has little accountability for his time in the store.

We’re your hosts, Co-Dee and Ryan and We See You fellow Spiders!  This episode is a celebration of all things Avatar: The Way of Water as Eywa, God, and JC (that’s James Cameron, of course) intended. No milquetoast takes about lack of cultural impact or corniness here, no sir! This is pure, uncut adoration for the sequel your hosts have been waiting for for years! We dive into the plot of the film, going beat by beat and gushing about all the things we loved – and there’s a lot to love!

So, if you didn’t get enough on your first tour to Pandora, sit back and let Co-Dee and Ryan take you on another more optimistic, happier, better detour through the archipelago. To meet the Metkayina tribes, bond with the Tulkun, hear Payakan’s story, and learn The Way of Water.

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Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier:

The Target:
1965’s Thunderball

Your Contacts:
Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave
Agents - Mike, Jackie & Nick “Immortan Hoof”

Mission Objectives:

Additional Objectives:
Rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. Got a movie you'd like us to watch? Hit us up and we'll talk about it on the show!

The Apocalypse Video Bond Cast will return with…You Only Live Twice.

“You don’t know what death is!”

Were those gunshots or just firecrackers? Who knows? But I’ll tell you one thing, no one is safe while Dr. Loomis is out on the streets– I mean, Michael. No one is safe while Michael Myers is out on the streets. (...but really, Dr. Loomis. We gotta talk, buddy.)

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we burn this mother down is fellow horror fan and - gasp - my brother!: Nick “Immortan” Hoof.

Topics of discussion in this episode include the Shining-esque creepiness of Haddonfield Memorial Hospital; we talk about the suffering the original Michael Myers mask endured via secondhand smoke; and finally, we can’t help but wonder if Dr. Loomis was the one teaching Michael about this Samhain business.

Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] Let us know what your favorite scary movies are and what gives you the bugaboos.

The Apocalypse Video Halloween Retrospective will return with the night No One comes home with Halloween III: Season of the Witch.

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OK…


SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO
CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS…


SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF”


DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED:
1. K.R.U.D. REPORTS ON “PUPPY PERIL”
2. GERALDO RIVERA GETS ANIMATED
3. THE AW7 FLYS NOW


DIRECTIVE 5:
RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK.


DIRECTIVE 6:
RETURN TO SECTOR 2 TO ENFORCE THE ROBOPOD WITH: NIGHT OF THE ARCHER


THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION – GOODNIGHT

COMMAND COM
LOAD BIOS
MEMORY SET
SYSTEM STATUS
OK…


SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO
CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS…


SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF”


DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED:
1. ROBODOG RETURNS
2. OFFICER LEWIS GETS CLINGY
3. ROBO LOSES HIS CHAIR, WHICH REALLY TIED THE ROOM TOGETHER


DIRECTIVE 5:
RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK.


DIRECTIVE 6:
RETURN TO SECTOR 2 TO ENFORCE THE ROBOPOD WITH: NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS


THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION – GOODNIGHT

It’s that time again. Another Friday the 13th is among us. And as the great Chris Rock once said, “It’s about time they brought in some new blood…I just don’t want it comin' out of me!”.

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we use our telekinetic powers to resurrect the man behind the mask our fellow cinephiles and writers rejected by every science fiction magazine in the country, Mike and Jackie.

Listen as we discuss the super convoluted timeline of the Friday the 13th franchise; we count the number of doppelgangers in this film, including a guy that looks like Christopher Reeve’s clone; and finally, we wonder what The New Blood would have looked like if directed by the producers original pick: Federico Fellini (yeah…THAT Fellini).

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That'll do it for this obligatory Friday the 13th episode. Jason will return this Shocktober in Friday the 13th: Part VIII - Jason Takes Manhattan. Listen...if you dare!

Finally, after years of searching and near death experiences, Cody has returned from the wasteland with the mother of all movies - Avatar: The Way of Water.

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we give thanks to Eywa are fellow cinephiles Mike, Ryan, Nick, and special guest: Cody.

Listen as we discuss the long road to the mythical Avatar sequel; we break down the slang on Pandora; and finally…we need to talk about Spider.

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The end of Avatar: The Way of Water. Spider will return in Avatar 3: The Search for Spider.

Merry Christmas, everyone! I wish I could say that I’m delivering this message via a timed auto-post on the internet. But alas, with two minutes left to close on Christmas Day we suddenly received a listener request for a Christmas episode (apparently Willow wasn’t magical enough for the holiday season). Now, for anyone out there who isn’t aware of our store’s policy, we must fulfill any listener request if called in during store hours - Christmas or no.

And with that in mind, I have only one thing to say to our mysterious caller and that is – Look what you DID, you little JERK!!

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we “start spreading the news” are fellow cinephiles and former Wet Bandits Mike, Jackie, and Ryan.

Listen as we discuss Home Alone 2: Lost In New York: a far more sadistic sequel that could serve as a prequel to The Good Son; we wonder what the deal is with kids and slime; and finally, we share fond memories of the hottest toy of 1992 - the Talkboy!

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Happy Holidays, folks! We’ll see ya all next year with more movie reviews, more fun, and more contrived narratives that go nowhere.