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The Monster demands a mate!

For the next terrifying installment in the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II we must go back in time, all the way to 1935. Universal Studios is now the king of monster films, and they are about to release a sequel that will not only stand the test of time nearly 100 years later, but will also inspire a young Mel Brooks to create one of the best comedies of his career.

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we make some new friends and try our best to stay away from fire are fellow horror hounds and monsters cobbled together from various cadavers, Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and Immortan Hoof (aka: Nick).

Topics of discussion in this episode include the beginning of franchise filmmaking; we raise an eyebrow at the surprising moments of brutality in 1930s cinema; and finally, we talk about why it’s never a good idea to install a “Blow Up Your Lab” lever in your castle.

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The Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II continues as we leave the 1930s and travel forward in time, all the way to the 24th century as the Apocalypse Video Trek Cast gets invaded by a creepy devil child in Imaginary Friend. Stay Tuned…if you dare!!!

You have the right to remain silent forever — Again!!!

Back for more, eh Kiddies?! Well, we’ve got a spooky sequel that will chill you to the bone and make you terrified of getting pulled over by a cop (...I should say, MORE terrified than you already were) - it’s Maniac Cop 2! The film that Variety called “a thinking man’s exploitation film…”.

I’m your undead host, Dave, and joining me as we twirl our nightsticks menacingly are fellow cinephiles and criminal offenders Mike, Ryan, Nick, and special guest: Cody.

Topics of discussion in this episode include trying to decipher Maniac Cop’s confusing motivation as he teams up with the Stripper Strangler to form an unholy Legion of Creeps; Robert Davi teaches us that psychiatrists are for wimps; and finally, we give some much needed pointers to the worst announcer working at New York City’s famed Club 69.

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The Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II will rise again with Bride of Frankenstein. Be there…if you dare!!!

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the bathroom…

Welcome back, kiddies. It’s October, and that can only mean one thing…the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular has risen from the grave to once again bring you the worst, most diabolical horror films you will ever see!

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we bring you the first in a series of ghoulish sequels are fellow cinephiles and former carnies Mike and Nick (aka: Immortan Hoof).

For our first terrifying entry in what we are dubbing Shocktober: Part II: the producer of Robot Jox and the infamous Castle Freak, brings you the most horrifying Gremlins ripoff since Critters – it’s Ghoulies 2!!!

Topics of discussion in this episode include one of the most memorable, if not deceptive, horror VHS covers of the 1980s; we call for a toilet-centric remake; and finally, we discover to our shock that Ghoulies 2 is so bad, it doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page.

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The Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II will be back with Maniac Cop 2. Stay tuned...if you dare!!!

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier:

The Target:
1963’s From Russia with Love

Your Contacts:
Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave
Agents - Mike & Jackie

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The Apocalypse Video Bond Cast will return with…Goldfinger.

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Captain’s Log: Stardate 44502.7

After three months of extended shore leave, the Apocalypse Video Trek Cast has resumed its duties in the Final Frontier with Season 4’s Clues. And I am pleased to say that the store and crew appear to be well rested and ready for the voyage ahead. We anticipate no incidents in the upcoming episode, and can say with certainty that there are definitely no strange looking wormholes in our path…

I’m your host and Captain, Dave, and joining me as we attempt to uncover the clues behind a minor mystery are fellow Trekkies Lieutenant Mike and First Officer Jackie.

Topics covered in this assignment include Data initiating his “Liar-Liar, Pants on Fire” subroutine; Counselor Troi is once again victim to an alien possession that lowers the pitch of her voice; and finally, we wonder if the Enterprise being able to suddenly release chemicals into the air at any moment is a worrisome feature.

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The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast will return for another spooky Shocktober crossover with season 5’s Imaginary Friend.

Just when you thought it was safe to get back on your surfboards, Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest brings you one last wave before we say goodbye to the season: the 1991 Kathryn Bigelow classic of action machismo - Point Break.

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow cinephiles and Ex-Presidents Ryan, Mike, Jackie, and special guest: Kara.

Listen as we discuss the prototype for what would become The Fast and the Furious (...minus cars); we raise an eyebrow at the surprising amount of buttholes in this film; and finally, we toast what would become Gary Busey’s last great role, before he went down the dark path of sexual harrasment and yelling at his Amazon Fire TV Stick.

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And thus concludes the second annual Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest. We’ll be back next summer for even more explosive action and mayhem. Until then, we’ve got a sick, once in a lifetime wave in New Zealand to catch. ¡Vaya con Dios, amigos!

I hope you’ve been practicing your waxing skills, because things are about to get intense as Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest enters its penultimate episode with The Karate Kid. I’m your host and sensei, Dave, and joining me again are fellow cinephiles and All Valley Karate Championship finalists Mike, Ryan, and Cody.

Listen as we discuss the film that inspired a whole generation to sign up for Karate classes; we shut down the misguided fan theory that Daniel LaRusso is the true villain of The Karate Kid; and finally, I once again dig an embarrassing hole for myself as I can’t help but be distracted by the Fruit Juice vending machine in the Cobra Kai dojo.

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Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest will conclude next week as we prepare for the ultimate adrenaline rush as the Funderdome’s two biggest stars collide and take adventure past the point of no return in Point Break! Be there!!!

We’ve seen some pretty amazing things so far in this year’s Summer Film Fest - ghosts; sweaty dancing; outdated Rodney King jokes - but nothing quite as spectacular as what our next explosive entry promises…water. Lots of water.

I’m your Host and Deacon, Dave, and joining me are fellow cinephiles and Smoker cousins Mike, Jackie, Cody, and special returning guest - Funderdome’s most talented Mermaid Stunt Performer - Lincoln.

Listen as we discuss the most ambitious Mad Max ripoff ever made; Mike plays the abysmal Sega Genesis game; and finally, we ask the question that everyone has on their mind, “what kind of weird Muto bulge is the Mariner packing under there?”.

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Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest will continue as we pack our bags and move to California to learn the mystical technique of “wax on-wax off” with 1984’s The Karate Kid. Be there!!!

Think Fast. Look Alive. Die Hard.

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we celebrate “Summer in the City” are fellow cinephiles and people just trying to get over a baaad f@&king hangover, Mike, Jackie, and Ryan.

Listen as we discuss Die Hard With a Vengeance, a film that comprised about 50% of the programming on FX in the early 2000s; we scratch our heads and try our best to solve that water jug riddle; and finally, hot takes abound as Die Hard 3 is taken to task, and only one of us on the panel has the guts to defend it.

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Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest will continue as we try to endure the dog days of summer by cooling off with a refreshing dip…in Waterworld. Be there!!! (Note: No Mutations Will Be Admitted.)