Host Emily Laird rips into Apple’s WWDC 2026 AI pitch, where Siri gets rebuilt, privacy gets a black turtleneck, and your iPhone tries to stop being dumb about the small stuff. From Apple Intelligence and Visual Intelligence to child safety controls and developer tools, this episode asks whether Cupertino finally has an AI plan or just a shinier hologram. The verdict: Apple did not hand us the future, it handed us a floor plan, and Siri is somewhere in the walls holding a soldering iron.