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Terrestrial radio is a rotting carcass, and shows like “Brooke & Jubal in the Morning” are the maggots feeding on it. We dive into the pathetic, scripted world of “Second Date Updates” and “Phone Pranks” to show you exactly how these corporate hacks treat their audience like total morons. Stop being a mark for FM radio garbage and join the only show that actually tells you the truth—unfiltered and uncensored.
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* Neeley and Chris dissect the absolute cringe of scripted “prank” phone calls.
* The “Second Date Update” breakdown: How to spot a bad community theater actor in 10 seconds.
* “Number 1 and Number 2”: Analyzing the literal shit-tier writing of morning show interns.
* The “Jubal” laugh: Why corporate radio thinks a cackling hyena in the background equals comedy.
* “Monkey Branching” and other scripted buzzwords designed to trigger the lowest common denominator.
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Terrestrial radio is a rotting carcass, and shows like “Brooke & Jubal in the Morning” are the maggots feeding on it. We dive into the pathetic, scripted world of “Second Date Updates” and “Phone Pranks” to show you exactly how these corporate hacks treat their audience like total morons. Stop being a mark for FM radio garbage and join the only show that actually tells you the truth—unfiltered and uncensored.
GET THE REAL TRUTH AT THE CMS VIP LOUNGE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com
* Neeley and Chris dissect the absolute cringe of scripted “prank” phone calls.
* The “Second Date Update” breakdown: How to spot a bad community theater actor in 10 seconds.
* “Number 1 and Number 2”: Analyzing the literal shit-tier writing of morning show interns.
* The “Jubal” laugh: Why corporate radio thinks a cackling hyena in the background equals comedy.
* “Monkey Branching” and other scripted buzzwords designed to trigger the lowest common denominator.
SUPPORT THE SHOW AND GRAB SOME GEAR:
Dio 84-94 Box Set: https://amzn.to/44pyUJz
Def Leppard Pyromania 40th Anniversary: https://amzn.to/46AhFaB
Ratt The Atlantic Years: https://amzn.to/4m0HxkN
CMS Winter Skull Cap: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-winter-skull-cap
...And Other Things I Should Not Say... by Chris Akin: https://amzn.to/48v3YVf
(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)
BOOK CHRIS AKIN ON CAMEO: https://www.cameo.com/chrisakin
CMS SUBSTACK:
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: Join us every Saturday from 9 PM - 3 AM EST for the REAL Classic Metal Show.

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