Armageddon Afterparty

The guys gather in The Bunker for their first show of 2019. Jon and Rett recall the recent Crash Test Dummies concert, the guys review some New Years resolutions, and they talk about the recent vegetative pregnancy in the news. They discuss Below Deck, Ted Bundy, and the Fyre Festival documentaries. Rett shares a nude pic, Jon shares some Werner Herzog, and they take a trip to Murder Mountain.

The guys gather for their final show of 2018, debate this year's best guest, and get one last Stephen King update from Rett. They talk about boogers and poots, dogs, and the dynamics of a good dick slap. They remember Penny Marshall, poorly, and talk about the Crash Test Dummies, New Year's Eve plans, and almost pooping one's pants. They listen to the "Let Me Be Frank" video, remember the greatness of the recent Baskeball Team show, and talk about trashbags full of whippits. Rett shares some Crunk House stories, and the guys look onward to 2019.

Dick Loverboy, Rev Flo, and Lil' Skweeque return for a very special Christmas episode. Jon plugs the upcoming Basketball Team show on December 22. The guys revisit the SEC Championship and discuss whether Baby Skweeque is going to be lied to about Santa Claus. They share fond memories of Christmas morning and He-Man. The Great Poo Controversy rages on as Jon continues to try to defend his honor. They discuss "Baby It's Cold Outside," Breaking Bad, and Saturday morning cartoons. There is talk of underwear and the fact that an inordinate number of disgusting sexual maneuvers are inextricably and proudly linked to the great state of Ohio.

TJ is sick. Jon has dry skin. The guys make SEC Championship predictions and talk about wombat feces. They discuss The Last Jedi, UHF, Strange Brew, Logan's Run, and Kathy Bates' bush. They debate the merits of rail-gunning trash into the sun and come up with a new Burger King slogan. And TJ gets a new nickname.

The guys gather once more to talk about 7-11 socks, Thanksgiving plans, and memories of Opryland. They have another timely discussion of the Georgia gubernatorial race and some UGA football. Rett finally reveals his platform and talks about campers and portable toilets. They discuss Homecoming, Breaking Bad, and the Bum Bag. And somewhere, a deaf kid farts...loudly.

Ah, remember those magical days between Halloween and Election Day? Well that is when this episode was recorded. The guys talk about Rett's new work dog, Pete's Dragon, and Gene Kelly's butt. They revisit Vaginas vs Buttholes. There is discussion of Owen's recent Behind the Dial comedy show at Wayward. Jon attacks Republicans, Rett attacks feminists, and TJ speaks for all women. They discuss whether the lips match the nips, and they debate whether one can have too many coozies.

Rett drinks brown liquor, gives an Alchemy update, and tells the story of the best ground score ever. TJ hates thieves, and apparently, Jon sometimes. TJ and Jon offer a UFC 229 recap. Rett's wife can't vote, so the guys discuss some politics and voter suppression. Rett gives a Wild Rumpus update and then talks about some Stephen King. And finally, the guys discuss whether or not Georgia Republican candidate Brian Kemp actually steals Mexican kidneys.

The guys finally make their triumphant return to the original Bunker and find it to be both newly-renovated and extremely chill. There is talk of The New Day, soggy waffles, and yard shoes. They recap some UGA football and talk about Referee James Carter, and they discuss the recent Primus show. Rett gets ready for the Alchemy burn, and Jon laments the loss of pimiento cheese Krystals. Then the guys sit back, get relaxed, and talk about their happy places. Bill Cosby is going to jail. Rett reveals his Star Crunch knowledge. TJ talks about belly buttons and buttholes.

The guys welcome Henry Mitchell III back to The Bunker once again for what may be a record-breaking episode. They spend some time discussing Lover for Sheriff 2020, and Henry announces his intention to run for Mayor of Athens in 2024 and President sometime after that. The guys debate UGA vs Ohio State, get a Stephen King update, and talk about some movies, including an unusual take on Star Wars from Rett. They argue over the best Mario Kart character and discuss whether or not Donald Trump is the President that America deserves right now. Henry tells tales of racism. Rett educates Henry on Ketamine. They talk about bicycle speed records, bike lanes, the African American hair situation, and Paul Flart. They, the Browns actually win a football game, and that kicks off a discussion of quite possibly one of the most unusual bets ever devised.

TJ reveals some unusual information about his infant daughter. The guys come up with a Beef n Cheddar / Adult Diaper Challenge. Jon runs on fumes and offers raccoon mystery updates. Rett updates on his stay-cation and offers input on turf grass management. The guys talk about Hurricane Florence and pig shit lagoons. Jon talks about the ACC PD town hall and drops some breaking news. Rett announces his candidacy for Sheriff. The guys talk about buffets, debate Jesus Christ or Michael Jordan, and discuss the recent Serena Williams incident. Rett and TJ share stories of being ejected from intramural sports. And TJ talks about college.